Julia Roberts is famous or something
I could stick a ball gag in my mouth and a gerbil up my ass and it still wouldn't be as gay as this next story. From the New York Post:
wear a disguise in public litter.
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I could stick a ball gag in my mouth and a gerbil up my ass and it still wouldn't be as gay as this next story. From the New York Post:
Julia Roberts caused quite a stir at the self-service Yogurt Stop in West Hollywood on Sunday afternoon. When she walked in alone, witnesses said, everyone was awestruck, silently gaping as she selected the mango flavor. "The second she left, a man burst into tears and then bought mango just like Julia had," said a source. "Then he fished her napkin out of the trash."Can you believe this guy got that excited over one of Julia Robert's used napkins . . . that wasn't of the sanitary variety?* The truth is, if this guy had really wanted to get close to a celebrity's discarded garbage, he could have saved himself some time by just renting Tooth Fairy. Hopefully Julia's learned a valuable lesson from this whole ordeal:
*I'd like to offer a preemptive apology for this joke. But if you'd still like to send in some hate mail (perhaps you could call me a worthless fat fuck bastard?), you can reach me at perez@perezhilton.com.
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