Jude Law in London last December

Jude Law is going to be a great father . . . two days a year. Wait, is that enough parenting days to qualify him for the "father of the year" award? From News of the World:

Jude Law has agreed to meet his lovechild twice a year - after thrashing out a deal with the baby's mum. The Sherlock Holmes star held talks with Sam Burke at a hotel in Miami, Florida, to sort out visits to see daughter Sophia. It was also the first time Jude, 37, had seen the tot who was born five months ago.

A pal of model Sam said: "Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas."

The written deal was thrashed out by Jude's lawyer, along with child maintenance - believed to top $5,000 a month - and an agreement not to talk about her fling with Jude.

Dad-of-four Law, who is back dating actress Sienna Miller, barely spoke to Sam, 25. The pal added: "He was quite stand-offish with her. He cuddled Sophia and admitted she looked beautiful but his visit was fleeting and seemed mainly businesslike."

It sounds like with so much love and nurturing, Jude's child will undoubtedly grow up to be a well-adjusted member of society -- if by "well-adjusted member of society" you really mean "dirty stripper whore." At the very least, it's probably safe to assume that Sophia will achieve what these days is considered to be the pinnacle of success: a Nobel Prize a spot on a reality TV show.

[WENN]