John Mayer is smooth with the ladies

John Mayer performing at Madison Square Garden in New York (2/25)

I'm just kidding, he's a total dick. From the New York Daily News:

Mayer spent the weekend partying at NoLita hot spot La Esquina - which is near the 2,500-square-foot SoHo apartment he owns - and acting, well, less-than-gentlemanly.

"He was drinking and saying vulgar things to the girls at the bar," says a spy. "He was hitting on one pretty brunette in particular, but she found him slimy because he was being so over-the-top. She thought he was being really disrespectful. She definitely didn't go home with that sleaze."

John doesn't need to be "over-the-top" with the ladies to get them to sleep with him -- he just needs to pick up a guitar. Guitars are like catnip to horny chicks. Out comes the guitar and off comes the clothes. Hell, I don't even know how to play and I keep one in my trunk just in case. Of course, if John really wants to bang a chick, he could always do what Charlie Sheen does when he wants a woman to do exactly what he wants: ~~hire a hooker~~ choke a bitch.

[WENN]

Melisa

Why would a women want him even if he keeps his mouth shut while he is screwing them. Why are white women so desperate. They made this jerk what he is today. It takes a desperate women to sit in his audience knowing he is a douche bag that hate women.

tg

this fool is so off the hook. i can't believe he sells cds. god bless him. he's AWFUL. his attitude, his looks, his perspective on people (mostly black people), my God, what is wrong with him? The less heard from him the better. Also, telling tales out of school about the women he's slept with SO TACKY! When will it end with this idiot? My God! I'm so sick of this fool.

Alma Vivie

Amen to the previous comment! John Mayer has perma-porn face. He's sucks his own david duke dick.

brandi

if he REALLY wants to get some ass, he should keep his big, stupid mouth shut. everything that comes out of that man's mouth is utter douchbaggery. in fact, i motion he take a vow of silence for the rest of the year... maybe the next ten years, actually...