Jessica Simpson, before and after her weight gain

You thought the most ridiculous part of Jessica Simpson's interview with Oprah on Wednesday was Oprah's claim that Jessica was a size 4 at the infamous chili cookoff apperance? Nope. Jessica wants us to believe everyone was making fun of her because she gained just 10 pounds. Hold your laughter please. From the New York Post:
"The fact I was famous last year for gaining 10 pounds is ridiculous and really sad," the curvy, healthy-looking singer told Oprah Winfrey in an interview telecast [Wednesday].

Simpson, 29, said nothing has hurt her more than the fat jokes she's had to endure since she performed at a chili cook-off in Florida on Jan. 25, 2009, wearing the now-infamous jeans and a chunky leopard-print belt.

"I didn't want to sit down and talk with anybody about it, because I felt guilty," she said. "I felt like, you know, if people look at me and maybe they're a size bigger, they look at themselves and they think they're fat. I don't want other people to feel fat if they're a size 6 or whatever size they are. It's a really hard thing for me to talk about. Because I celebrate women of all sizes, and I think we're all beautiful."
That picture on the left was taken in late 2006; the one on the right, shortly after the chili cookoff last year. Yeah, I can believe that Jessica gained only 10 pounds . . . wait, we're just talking about her neck, right?

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  • Dave

    People get too hyped up by thin skinny women. I think she looks great ( a real woman). And just think, the breasts get bigger too! Just think, Oprah was skinny once too and she still looks fine.

  • Anonymous

    Fat girls have no souls

  • blah

    yeah thats the last thing i want is some mushy fat ass saggy tits resting on s dumpy gut. mmmmm sounds sexy. i have this gut feeling that you might love the cack.... it might just be me but here are the key points.....

    -"she looks great"

    -"breasts"

    -"oprah"

    -"oprah was skinny once"

    -"oprah looks fine"

    -and last but not least "OPRAH"

  • kate

    SUPRA SKYLINE EVO (beemer benz or bentley REMIX)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • bino

    10lbs huh, well i would still bang you with my 12in dick

  • James

    I don't care what you guys say. I think Jessica looks good.

  • lordnelsonpublicschool

    Indeed a liar.

    Then again, she's the one who thought Chicken Of The Sea was chicken. So we can't expect her and her pea-size brain to read a scale properly.

    But this isn't Jess being stupid. This is Jess being a LIAR.

  • Anonymous

    1o lbs?



    what a liar. It doesnt even matter, but the lies are ridiculous.



    especially when she is videoed and photographed BIGGER than 10 lbs.

    lying is one thing, lying with tons of proof that your lying is another..

    STUPID

  • Tomasina

    What're you gonna do, Jess? FART?

  • Dude

    da da da da da da dats all folks !

    Ma-oooooooooooooooooooooo !!!

    Her ankles are a size 2.

  • Angel

    SIZE 2 SHE SAID ON OPRAH

    NOW SHE SAYS SIZE 6



    HOW ABOUT TEACHING FAT WOMEN NOT LIE ABOUT THE DRESS SIZE AND BE REAL.



    DUH, IF IT DOESNT MATTER THEN WHY DOES SHE LIE ABOUT IT.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    No, you're famous last year for tweeting about your missing dog after seeing coyotes take Daisy from your backyard.

  • Previous Comment

    as*, forgive me.

  • Oh Jeezums

    Seriously? She's a petite girl. Ten pounds is a lot on any girl with a small frame. She's not man-sized, where ten pounds wouldn't be much. However, her excuse "it was just ten pounds" doesn't fly when you're using logic- relatively speaking, she still gained the same percentage weight was a grown man would to be made fun of.

    Why the fuck am I looking so deep into this?

  • master yoda

    Jessica's 3 favorite subjects

    1. Jessica

    2. Jessica

    3. bacon

  • LordNelsonPublicSchool

    lmfao BRAVO!!!

  • PAZUZU

    Those pics from back where she weighed "50 POUNDS" less are hot.

  • Average Joe

    It's funny because she's fat

  • v4vendetta14

    She is still a sexual napalm!!! Only instead of a flammable and gel-like, it is a warm, sticky and maple syrup flavored.

    Skinny or fat, she is still hot!!! I'd even take her is she had those giant ears she wore in that Dane Cook movie.

  • lordnelsonpublicschool

    Bitch is spinning the John Mayer comment into a positive. Since when the FU|CK is napalm a GOOD thing??!!

    And "10 pounds"? Bitch, please... you be LYIN'!

  • Anonymous

    Damn...this chick is STILL whining about past sh*t.


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