Jessica Simpson is a huge failure

Jessica Simpson's new show sucks

I forgot to mention this earlier this week, but Jessica Simpson's new show The Price of Beauty -- which premiered Monday night -- was a smashing success. Um, as long as you don't judge the success of shows by their ratings. From the L.A. Times:

Just 1 million viewers tuned in to the Monday premiere of Jessica Simpson's "The Price of Beauty," a new VH1 documentary series chronicling her journey around the world in search of what beauty means in different cultures.

To put that in perspective, the premiere was beat by far less-hyped programming on cable, everything from a rerun of "NCIS," a TruTV series called "Operation Rep" and BET's "Rip the Runway" to Food Network's "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" and History Channel's "Pawn Stars." Ratings for "Price of Beauty" even paled in comparison to VH1's last high-profile launch, the reality series "Fantasia For Real," which last month debuted to 2.3 million viewers.

Wait a minute, Jessica's new show is on VH1? Isn't that the same network Celebrity Fit Club is on? Viewers are gonna be so confused . . . "Hey honey, when did they rename Celebrity Fit Club to The Price of Beauty?"

HereComestheSol

Truly inane.... Seems like just an excuse to travel with her pals. I really don't see anything redeeming about this show.

I rather watch "I Love New York" which doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is!

Anonymous

How counld anyone with a functioning mind love, or even like, New York??

Anonymous

I meant that if I had a choice I could watch "I Love New York"...never said I loved it though.

lesbianhannahmontana.com

Karma, baby!!!!! :-D That's Karma paying you back for listening to your father, Pimp Daddy Joe, for kicking Nick out of the house because HE thought you could do better.

Mindless idiot!

Paul

They were all watching the health care debates. As soon as congress votes on health care, everything will return to normal. A million viewes isn't bad on cable, thats often more than watch CNN or msnbc

JJ

It's great... watching Jessica Simpson visit other culture and totally make an ass out of herself.

jenn

jessica simpson seems like a nice enough person, and it's cool that she wants to help women appreciate inner beauty and all that..

but her friends come off as idiots on the show. they're all deer in the headlights and "amazing" this and "amazing" that. they seem pretty fucking dim.

decent concept for a show, but you have to produce quality televesion, people, or no one is going to watch it.

Peter Gozdeepinya

We don't care about her beauty. We care about her tits.

LORD BYRON

countdown to non-stop bikinis in: 10, 9, 8...

master yoda

Thing is, she's taken some crap for gaining a little weight, but I don't see how she's sacrificed anything in the name of beauty.

Could just as easily be hosted by Snooki.

V-4-Vendetta

I'd rather watch a fear factor type show where they send her to exotic lands to eat different types of animal genitalia.

Kind of like Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, but more stupid and blonde.

Anonymous

The people who greenlit this TV show are idiots. Great concept...wrong host.

Guys just want to see her boobs. No boobies; no watchie.

Women want to watch other women they can relate to...Jessica Simpson doesn't really inspire people to want to be just like her.

V-4-Vendetta

Surprising because there are lots of dumb chicks out there...