Jessica Alba at the 2010 Tribeca Film Celebration held at the W Hotel in Hollywood (2/23)

Jessica Alba has a case of tattoo regret (before and after pics above). She's getting the hideous tattoo on the back of her neck lasered off. According to my vivid imagination, Jessica thinks the tattoo makes her seem "too trashy" -- especially when she wakes up in the middle of the night, changes into a crotchless french maid outfit, and secretly masturbates to me.

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  • v4vendetta14

    Dude she got skinny. She used to have great curves. She looks like a bag of bones...

  • Nameless

    She should have kept the Dark Angel barcode.

  • master yoda

    Newsflash: all tats are trashy.

    Not sure? Practice saying this: "My, what an elegant tatoo"

  • Anonymous

    Um, maybe when you don't know how to spell "tattoo." I cannot imagine asking anyone about their "tatoo."

  • Anonymous

    Who the fuck is looking at her shoes?

  • dxbravo

    When will the ugly shoe trend stop? Please, dear God, make it stop...


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