Sandra Bullock and Jesse James in Oahu in 2004

Jesse James issued a public apology today to Sandra Bullock for sticking his penis into Bombshell McGee:
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Considering that there's kids involved, this whole situation is really sad. But it also could have been completely avoided. Bombshell has huge implants. The last time I checked, Sandra Bullock doesn't. She pretty much forced Jesse to cheat on her. "Ohhh, I'm afraid to get surgery. I like my boobs the way there are. I don't need implants." If anyone should be apologizing, it's Sandra for being so damn selfish.

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • whocares

    He divorced a porno star. He has/had multiple affairs with tattoo chicks.

    So why does it matter to please any man?

    These types of men deserve the stinky p*ssy they crave.

    Real men have big brains and smaller d**ks.

  • fitbetty

    Sandra is actually very lean and fit looking. She does not have big boobs because she is not FAT and not FAKE. She is gorgeous. He didn't cheat because of 'looks,'though. He cheated because he is a dog. That tattoo'd woman is hideous and nasty and no one should give her any attention whatsoever. She is a skank in the nastiest way. And she has the ego to 'apoglogize' on the air to Sandra? She thinks too much of herself.

  • howard

    Jesse is a well known bad boy Sandra.

    you may have the hots for that part of

    his charm but bad boys cheat and lie

    and screw around.

    you just need another hot new romance

    to bump it up a notch...and...i've

    suggested this before... have the set

    pay to keep your guy.lover.husband

    in the trailer with you.

    men need their tanks drained to be happy.

  • Anonymous

    I am so flabergasted by this commit that all I can say is, "Shut the h*ll up. Your attitude is why there are so many kids out there with multiple parents being shoved from place to place.

  • Yankee Doodle Mommy

    He does spend some time at the gym. I'll give him that much.

  • Anonymous

    Look at the man's track record. Did she honestly expect otherwise?

  • T

    I would dip his cock in Purell and ride him like a pony.

  • Ally

    I love how Jesse(or other celeb men) can cheat on his wife and an public apology is what he thinks it going to make everything better and Sandra's going to forgive him for stickings his d**k in that ugly ass skank (who's forehead tattoo should read homewrecker).

  • Bob

    Sandra know all the time that Jesse was fooling around on her; All the these ladies know; They just don't want the press to find out because then you see what happens. If I were Sandra,I'd do what they did to the outlaw Jesse James; SHOOT JESSE JAMES! IN THE PECKER! (not the back)

  • Ginger

    Totally agree with Nancy!!!

  • slim shady

    Stay classy Jesse, stay classy. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof..

  • Nancy

    How pathetic is the world, when a man can get sympathy for cheating with a bunch of skanks and whores, when he has a lovely, wonderful woman who loves him and whom he doesn't deserve? There is no excuse for a man that behaves that way. You men out there need to grow up and stop making excuses for not being able to control yourselves. A ton of the world's problems are due to the double standard that men seem to have, and the misery they cause because "they can't control themselves" and "have needs". What a bunch of B.S.! Get a clue and figure out what life and love is really about, all of you shallow man whores out there!

  • Rho

    Well said!! I am so sick of hearing about all of the cheating men and how their hearts ache to be back with "the love of their life", blah, blah, blah!

    It's time women take a stand and stop tolerating this crap from men.

    The time is NOW!

  • Ruben Andres

    It's pretty sad if his only reason to do what he did, was,cause the size of his other halves Attributes.Unfortunately, these two have very different life styles.I believe he loves her but, the frequent time spent apart and his surroundings had a lot in play.And now of course he slept with half of the nation by the time this is done.If they were not sought out people this would have been swept under the rug by day 2.I think they should "If she truly wants to be with him" lock themselves in a room for as long as it takes ad resolve their issue.At the end of the day there is always going to be more people ridicule after this saga. Sandra, Jess Best of luck to both of you and may you both resolve this bump in the road with as little bloodshed as possible.

  • greg

    i think he cheated to steal the spotlight from sandra..i think its always been about him...this guy is so self centered..i hope she dumps him..she can and will do alot better !! Go Sandra !!!

  • crtb

    Hey A$$hole,

    He cheated because of the size of her boobs?

    Then most of the women of the world would be cheats. Because most of you douche bags have small d1cks and we have to pretend that we can feel you inside of us.

  • Tbone

    Well maybe if you didn't have such a sloppy loose vag, you'd feel something once in a while?

  • Bristol

    Mom! Dad! Please stop fighting in public! You're making Tripp cry!

  • MyCatLovesTV

    OMG....funny response! I really did totally laugh out loud. "Making Tripp cry" -- golden!

  • Jake

    Ha ha. Jeez Sandra, my 58 year-old stepmom wears hotter bathing suits. You're a celebrity - let's see some thong!

  • Don't Call me Lady

    I smell revenge. The kind only a scorned woman can conjure. BTW doesn't that place have security cameras just about everywhere.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    They don't have any kids together--she was 41 when they married. She's stepmom to his 2 kids.

    As far as her 33B boobage, that's what they were when he married her. If tits and tats were important to him, he shouldn't have married her.

  • Anonymous

    Tats blow when will bitches realize this.

    If I wanted to see "art" I would go to a fucking art show or museum.

    To bad you married a fucktard, Sandra.

  • Angel

    Her body sux. Firm uo get implants, tons of tats, and he will still cheat



    but seriously, her body is not sexy, nor is she

    he is just a dirty dog

  • Tom

    HE is an idiot. That "bombshell" looked like what happens after a bomb goes off.

    Without tattoes she would have a nasty looking body. Her implants were cheaply done as you can see the crakass scars around her nipples. Girl is just horrid.

    He has fucking Sandra Bullock! WTF is he thinking?

  • Eric

    If Sandra had of gotten hugg implants and a bunch of exotic tattoos she would have been sexy enough to keep Jessie interested. Like the Celebslam guy said, she was too self centered and selfish to keep her guy happy.

  • angie

    There some of that archaic male chauvinism. It's ok for him to break promises because she doesn't go for altering her body to please someone else? Last time I heard, you married someone for the whole package, the way they look, think and act. I guess when you get old and your genitals have sunken a bit farther South than you care to admit, you will have to have surgery so that someone will love you. Oh wait a minute! That's right, you love yourself enough in your self-centered male world that there is no room for anyone to love you in spite of your shortcomings.

  • stephen colbert

    Wasn't he married to that pornstar chick when he started dating Bullock? She knew he was an adulterer. No sympathy here.

  • Whippet

    Has there ever been a man in history who apologized like this

    BEFORE they got caught / found out?


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