Jennifer Love Hewitt is a weirdo

Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in New York (3/24)

Note to Jennifer Love Hewitt: Shhhhhhhhhhhh. From People:

Prospective Jennifer Love Hewitt suitors, take note: The recently single actress-turned-author thinks Staples is sexy.

"I love office supplies," Hewitt told PEOPLE at Tuesday's grand opening of Esprit's flagship store in New York. "I love being organized. It's the folders and the tech … [Staples] is a place to take me if you want me to get hot and bothered."

In completely unrelated news so don't infer anything from this whatsoever, Staples now sells candy bars near all the registers.

NOTE: The last time someone used the phrase "hot and bothered," they were trapped in their foxhole on Iwo Jima and talking about Rita Hayworth.

[Flynet]

KIM

I LOVE JENNIFER HEWITT HOLLYWOOD WANTS ITS YOUNG ACTRESSES TO BE BEAN POLES AND SHE HAS NEVER STOOD FOR THAT ANYTIME JEN YOU WANT TO GET AWAY COME ON DOWN TO FORT LAUDERALE CHILL ON THE BEACH WITH ME

Anonymous

Somethin jus aint right bout dat girl. But I sure wood lahk to spend a few minnits wit dem boobies.

Horny John

Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot as fuck. would love to tap dat ass

cowbulls

She still has a world class body with REAL breasts. REAL breasts. That is so much better than silicon.

Horny John

tru dat

Caden Canyon [ Twitter.com/i_P

12 years, that would have been AHHHHH-mazing! Now... just okay.