You suck Hollywood

Heidi Montag on the set of Just Go With It in Malibu (3/15)

Hollywood has officially jumped the shark. Heidi Montag and her huge tits are going to be in a movie. With real life movie stars. From US Weekly:

Heidi Montag: movie star?

"I was just cast in my first feature film comedy!" the reality star, singer and plastic surgery fan Tweeted late Wednesday. "I start filming monday!!!!!

The 23-year-old couldn't contain her excitement: "this is one of the best days of my life!!! getting ice cream to celebrate!...jump for joy!"

And it's not a B-movie directed by her husband Spencer Pratt, either. It was later confirmed that Montage will cameo in Just Go With It, a 2011 romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman.

Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be able to move your face to be considered an actress? With all the plastic surgery she's had, I don't think that's possible anymore. Besides, today's refined movie audiences probably only want to see Heidi in films of a certain genre -- the type where any combination of the words "gangbang," "swallow," and "circus freaks" are in their title.

[Flynet, WENN]

Erect

Those tits, that ass - she is a freaking Goddess! So give her a chance at the big screen - what, she gonna be worse than LiLo or something? I doubt it. Plus she's hotter.

Anonymous

Alright, I give up. I've tried hating on this chick for months now but I can't do it any longer. She's just too hot. Yes, she's fake and stupid but I just don't give a shit anymore. Those tits have broken down my defenses. Good job Heidi, you win. I surrender.

SILIS101

I heard Spencer has a orange butt.

Al

Jesus Paul, stop clowning us. This kid is a train-wreck, she is mismanaged, need to calm the fuck down, pull the implants down to a C, get some acting lessons and learn what it's like to be an adult. She needs to dump that sissy she's been hanging with and get her life together or Zac's prediction will come true or she'll be found on the floor of her bathroom crying "Why don't they love me".

Paul

If only you knew the whole story. Ye of little faith. Put your trust in Spencer. He has it together. Heidi is great, but Spencer is awesome. People that are close to them know this. You can't always believe the media line about things.

Anonymous

Spencer suprises a lot of people with his humble wisdom.

Paul

The cream always raises to the top and Hollywood recognizes serious talent. Heidi, has talent to spare, along with awesome intellegence and a wonderful warm personality. And the guidence of one of our ages great, unrecognized, intellectuals. Her Husband Spencer. Spencer will help and guide her, and be advailable for advice from the rest of the cast. Spencer is so handsome, an alpha male and a awesome intellect.

v4vendetta14

No surgery could make her interesting.

Nameless

Being in a movie for 30 seconds doesn't exactly qualify as being an actual cast member of a feature film. LOL

Tom

Is that cellulite on her right leg? oh knooessss.

Wish she would die in a fire. I wouldnt wanna see her in a porn. She looks like a sex doll, and one bounce and you know those boobs will pop the skin is pulled so tight.

Zac

In a few years, she'll be in porn!

tch

Hey give it a rest. Hopefully Heidi will get the acting bug real bad and ultimately be starring in those movies with titles like gangbang, amatuer, etc.

Jake

Okay she's annoying and all but I am a guy, and i would bang her till the cows come home.