"Look, I like underage girls just as much as the guy in the cell next to me..."

Then wherever it is you live, it is a screwed up country. The age of consent is 16 in the UK and she is 19.

I know she ain't the better looking woman in the world but there is just something about her that drives me totally crazy! Marry me Emma!!!!!!!!!!

"Beautiful, refined, rich, and with a British accent - does it get any better?"

yeup, she's single

...and she will be mine!

She is 19 and in college! She is gorgeous! I agree with Weeb

Look, I like underage girls just as much as the guy in the cell next to me - but this chick looks TOO young. If I wanted to masturbate to children I'd just start babysitting again.

Beautiful, refined, rich, and with a British accent - does it get any better?

other common traits:

1. her hair is brown, mine is blonde, they both start with a 'b'

2. We wear the same size waterskis.

3. She has no use for me either!

Yoda-

You have a great twisted sense of humor. It is a shame that no one else in the ENTIRE WORLD can understand it. Now go back down to your bedroom in your Mom's basement. That is all.

ok.. call me when dinner's ready.

Love you, mom.