Christie Brinkley's ex husband is sort of an asshole

You've heard of Christie Brinkley's husband Peter Cook, right? She divorced him in 2006 after he got caught banging his 18-year-old assistant. I know, right? What a bitch. I'm sure there was a perfectly good reason why they were sleeping in the same bed together naked. Needless to say, Peter still holds a little animosity towards Christie for smearing his name in the media. From Radar:
Supermodel Christie Brinkley is getting rid of the white Armani skirt suit she wore when she married Peter Cook, husband Number 4. Brinkley is donating the outfit to an auction that will benefit the Red Cross. Her act of charity, however, did not impress Cook, who was married to Brinkley for 12 years, beginning in 1996. In an exclusive statement to, Cook wondered who would want such a wedding outfit belonging to someone with Christie’s marital track record.

“Why would anyone want to buy a wedding dress from someone who has failed at marriage four times?” Cook told, with more than a hint of sarcasm. "That would be like choosing the 1976 winless tampa bay bucaneeers as your ultimate fantasy football team. That would be like taking investment tips from Bernie Madoff! I suggest that anyone who buys that dress and wants to have a happy marriage, burn it immediately!”
Perhaps this Peter guy wouldn't sound like such an asshole if he'd just followed the three simple rules for not looking like a complete douche bag. Rule #1: When someone is trying to raise money for a charity, don't publicly insult them. Rule #2: When you're caught cheating on your wife with a teenager, don't claim that she failed at marriage. Rule #3: If you're married to Christie fucking Brinkley, for christ's sake don't screw it up.

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  • iiccee

    Her daughter looks pretty chubby. She thinks she is going to be a model?? I think not...

  • random

    look at the woman! she is hotter than an 20 or 30 something celebrity in her 50's! she is freaking christie brinkley! i don't care is she is a horrible bitch, you don't cheat on that! i have seen the mistress...and it was a MISTAKE on his part. and he is just sour cause he knows he fucked up and bitching about her to save face. men who marry women this beautiful often cheat on them because they are insecure bastards - at fist its a prize but they quickly become jealous. look at halle berry. literally, the two most beautiful women in the world - cheated on.

  • Al

    FYI There is more to life with someone and marriage than outer beauty. The beauty fades if a person is difficult to live with. I think that Peter Cook has a side, but his name has been so dragged thru the mud, that no one wants to know about it. There are always 2 sides to every story.

  • Kyle

    He messed up hugely and cannot bear the truth that he caused his own demise, period.

  • sammy

    This Peter is a real piece of work. He sleeps with a teenager while he's married and then critiques his ex wife. Wow if anyone is a narcissist it's Peter Cook!

  • whinerbegone

    Poor thing, he just cannot help himself from whining about his self-inflicted fade into bitter obscurity. How about a little shame and remorse dude!

  • wahtever

    lol At the commentors on this site...sounds like insecure teenage boys.

    She dumped and alienated her husband after she found him fucking an 18 year old, and yet she's the one who is narcissistic and can't have successful marriages? Gee, maybe it had something to do with the fact that he cheated on her? Is she now supposed to be BFF's with him or something?

    Or maybe she dumped him because he's not a man and can't admit his mistakes, so he chooses to whine and pubically insult her? Yeah, there's a winner alpha male that she should have stayed with. Give me a break.

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  • Robert

    Please, he gives a-holes a bad name!

  • Garrison

    Sure sounds like that guy cannot see how others see him, his vision must be blurred by his image in his ever present mirror! She is well rid of him and my heart goes out to her kids who he obviously cares little about as he continues to spew venom about their mother - and he was the one who messed up on such a monumental scale! Best of everything to her, she is a gem through and through!!!

  • BradL

    Sounds like the creep wrote the first bitter comment too!!! Ha, ha, that commentary in this article is spot on! The dog that he is didn't mind her other marriages when he was living off of her, did he? She is an angel and just trusted a big, preening egomaniac too much. I cannot believe what an unrepenting, low class jerk that guy is!

  • bill r

    i think peter just couldnt keep peter in his pants , what a screw up , yes you (peter) you caused the problem u really lost out Dumbass!!!

  • p frank

    She is the biggest narcissist I have ever known. Peter Cook was alienated just like her daughter and 3 other husbands. She is the biggest fake on the planet and until you are on the inside, her pr would never let you know.

  • JayD

    I know this is some bitter jerk because I have know her and her for decades and she is an absolute doll! What an incredibly sore loser her guilty ex is!

  • tch

    Hey wasn't Peter Cook the dude that was on the helicopter crash with Brinkley that caused her to conceive his child. Life threatening emergencies like crashing a helicopter into a mountain usually end with strangers introducing themselves and quickly copulating.

  • master yoda

    Holy crap, those legs look a partially eaten chicken wing!

  • Gdrive

    He said it right!

  • Peter Gozdeepinya

    My god. She's still smoking hot after all of these years.

  • Paul

    Four failed marriages!!! She is a total emasculating bitch. She is a woman that hever learned her place and used her beauty as a weapon. I don't blame Peter, she drove him to it. He was only trying to preserve his manhood and not become a eunuch..

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