Cher leaving La Vida restaurant in Hollywood (2/9)

Cher's not even fucking around anymore. She knows that if she wants to date a younger man, she's going to have to open up her checkbook. Get it? Because old people still use checks. From the National Enquirer:

Does Cher have a new boytoy? The Hollywood legend dropped a cool $20,000 on clothes for a hunky young guy at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills on March 20. The 63-year-old Oscar winner personally helped the handsome 30-something select jeans, jackets, shirts and shoes before she plunked down her credit card and flashed him a dazzling smile. The "Moonstruck" star seemed lovestruck.

Is having to date Cher worth $20,000 in clothing? No . . . unless part of the ensemble is a sleep mask for you and a muzzle for her. Besides, Cher doesn't need to go around buying guys clothes for their affection. She just needs to date the kind of person that apparently doesn't care about someone's advanced age or grotesque appearance -- like Larry King's wife or Soon-Yi.

[Flynet]