Cameron Diaz is a monster

By all accounts, it was Justin Timberlake who dumped Cameron Diaz back in 2006 and not the other way around (one look at that nightmarish picture above and I think you can understand why). Which makes the news that Justin has accepted a role opposite Cameron in the upcoming romantic comedy Bad Teacher all the more awkward. From Life & Style:

Justin Timberlake and his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz [are in a movie together] — and in bed together! In the upcoming romantic comedy Bad Teacher, Cameron plays Elizabeth, a recently dumped school teacher determined to score a date with Justin Timberlake’s character, Scott, a fellow teacher already in a relationship.

Life & Style has exclusively obtained a copy of the movie’s script — and in it, things get awfully steamy.  In one scene, the real-life exes are alone in a hotel room and begin, as Justin’s character puts it, “dry humping.” Justin winds up getting, well, way too excited way too soon — ending their make-out session prematurely. “That was a mistake,” he says, rolling off her. “That was fast,” she responds.

There's a good reason why Jessica Biel shouldn't be worried about Cameron Diaz stealing her man: She's in her 30s. The chances of someone famous like Justin hooking up with a woman who's no longer in her 20s is about as likely as John Mayer going out with someone who isn't Caucasian or Kirstie Alley giving up fried gravy -- zero.

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