Kissy Kissy

I know that headline's a little vague. "One" could be anything from a pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to a King Size pack of Reese Peanut Butter Cups to a baby. In this case, it's a baby. Wonderful. From the National Enquirer:

Britney Spears and agent Jason Trawick might mend their split before you take you next breath (ed. note: rumor is they're already back together after their recent breakup) because there's still a lotta love there, say insiders -- and the bump in the road that crashed them was Britney's pleas for a Jason-induced baby bump. After endless heart-to-heart discussions, the romance unraveled when he finally put the kibosh on her obsessive desire to birth a baby together. Jason, the showbiz genius who orchestrated Brit's smash "Circus" comeback tour, felt her career was building to even higher heights and pregnancy might bring their well-oiled star-making machine to a grinding halt.

Said an insider: "Jason felt Britney was still learning how to control her life and be a hands-on mom to sons Sean and Jayden. He told her he was in their relationship for the long haul, and there was ample time for a baby once Britney's life was truly on an even keel. But their back-and-forth about a baby generated tension that turned unbearable."

Insanity is defined as "doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results." Next to that definition should be a picture of Britney Spears. Because if her past is any indication, having a baby won't lead Britney to a life filled with warm memories and unbridled happiness -- it'll lead her to the psychiatric ward and child support payments.

[Flynet]