This all could have been avoided

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

Jesse James could have avoided this whole unpleasant situation with Bombshell McGee if he'd just been a little looser with some cash. D'oh! From the Chicago Sun Times:

A source close to tattoo/fetish model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee tells me James' refusal to back McGee in a strip club/nightspot concept she dreamed up -- plus her request for hush money to keep her from spilling the beans on their 11-month affair -- led an angry McGee to start peddling her tale to the tabloids.

"Michelle has a very short fuse, and she totally lost it when Jesse rejected her," said the source, who has known McGee for several years. Turns out her first call was to InTouch magazine, which immediately jumped on the story and reportedly paid McGee $30,000.

Let this be a lesson to famous people everywhere: If you violate the sanctity of marriage with your spouse, the dirty whore that sucked you off will probably keep the text messages that you sent her and blackmail you. As a matter of fact, adulterous celebrities should probably just budget in that expense before they unzip their pants The bottom line is, there's only one way to make sure you won't get extorted when you're fooling around on your wife: buy a hooker . . . and a shovel.

[Mavrixonline]

cdlabay

ya'll stop being fags. don't be bitter because there is no way she would fuck around with ya. with love from Texas!

Somyungal

he shoulda up'ed the money! Its not like he doesn't have it!

Somyungal

She's HAWT!

Yul

She is the perfect "Biker Chic"

Anonymous

Yeah Jesse don't you know you are supposed to pay for your whores with cash. That's why they are called whores.

Paul

Jesse cannot his biological imperative. It is in his DNA. His genes demand that he spead his superior pollen among as many fair flowers as possible. Don't blame him for pollenating the fair flower that is Ms. McGee. She should have been paying him sharing his essence with her. Jesse is a STUD and that is what studs do.

Anonymous

Hey Jesse, Tiger, and anyone else thinking about running some tail....go back and watch the Sopranos. Be observant. Use discretion. If all else fails let someone take care of your problem. Your lives would have been much simpler.