Tiger Woods to talk
This Friday -- for the first time since November -- Tiger Woods will be making a public appearance. But instead of talking about his clutch birdie putt on 17, he'll be apologizing for sticking his penis into whores, sluts, and skanks. His agent Mark Steinberg released the following statement earlier today:
Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11 a.m. (EST) Friday at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla.. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he intends to apologize for his behavior.Clearly this press conference is all part of Tiger's wife's plan to publicly embarrass the living hell out of him. I wouldn't be surprised if he showed up to this thing in a pink dress.
This will not be an open media event. However, it is understood that there are many media who are interested in what he has to say. In order to accommodate as best we can, we are working to arrange pool coverage of Tiger's remarks.
There will be a network pool camera providing coverage of his talk. The feed will be available live to any network or station that wishes to air it. A limited number of print and wire service reporters will be in attendance and will share their notes, color and background on a pooled basis. We are working with the Golf Writers Association of America to arrange for pool coverage.
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