John Mayer is nailing everything

Taylor Swift arriving to the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles (1/31)

John Mayer is reaching Paris Hilton-esque levels of sluttiness. If it moves, John has probably stuck his penis into it. The latest rumor is that he's nailing America's sweetheart Taylor Swift. From HollywoodLife:

"Taylor and John are absolutely more than 'just friends'", a source close to the 20-year-old Grammy winner tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively of her relationship with the 32-year-old crooner. "They aren’t ‘boyfriend and girlfriend’ or anything as provincial as that, but they have taken their friendship to the next level."

Which would explain why we’ve been seeing these two together so much lately. After dining together in Nashville on Jan. 24, Taylor was caught sneaking into John’s Crossroads performance with Keith Urban on Jan. 26 in Franklin, Tenn.

John can't have sex with Taylor Swift. She's a symbol of everything that's right and pure about America. It's like having sex with a bald eagle.

[WENN]

andrew

who cares if they are doing it.and to everyone who is dogging john,he's way beyond her.he has a music degree and writes amazing lyrics that are to deep for most of you to even understand.

taylorswift13

Oh my gosh!Thank you SOO much for defending me Taylorswift13SUPERFAN!I love you for doing that!And,you are right,about everything,the rumorss about John and I ARE fake,I like him..But not more than a friend.But thanks again!I love you and all of my fans!Thank you all soo much for supporting me(Hope to be seeing you at my concerts for my Fearless tour!!:D)

TaylorSwift13SUPERFAN!!

Ok..So why don't all of you who are hating take a good look at yourselves in the mirorr b.c i'm pretty sure ur not "slapping"anything!And get a life!Taylor Swift is WAY out of John Mayors league and even if she WAS interested in him..I would respect that!And you cant just e going around and believing all of the rumors and tabloids!B.c THEY R NOT TRUE(unless they are saying nice stuff):pBut still..Stop saying that she cant sing 4 s*** and cant write either b.c i'm pretty sure that she is WAYYY better than u..So heres 1 tip..STOP BEING JEALOUS AND GET ON WITH YOUR USELESS BORING LIVES!LOVELOVELOVE

-B-

Anonymous

Oh, please. Stale blues licks repeated ad nauseum. "Go down in history" indeed. Sure does hook up w/some hotties, though.

rob

Ok, they do both suck at life, but You can't say John Mayer has no talent... he's probably one of the greatest young guitarists of today, and will most likely go down in history with the likes of Page, Claptian, Zappa, and Vahaun.

Josh

Rodent face...

I'd hit it, though...

mdr

First, to the guy who said that TS has a pig face, let's see who you're fucking.

Second, John Mayer is extremely talented on the guitar. The boy can SHRED. His music typically sucks, I will grant you that, but you can't say he's not talented if you've ever heard him play.

Anonymous

i hope they both come down with a terrible case of super-aids then die from rectal implosion.

Anonymous

John Mayer must have an elephant penis. Take away the money and the fame and that dude couldn't get laid without paying for it.

Fred

I can see why you would think Taylor Swift is America's sweetheart.She's anorexic,has the singing ability of an asthmatic cat,and writes like a retarded fifth grader.America personified.

Michael

Why does anyone care about either of them? Neither one has a talent that has not been miked,mixed,twisted and bent,and then fed on the masses as music.

John

I wouldnt mind seeing Taylor's hoohah

Jacqueline

here pigpigpigpig, here pigpigpigpig!

Mike

This girl has a pig face

UgliestGuy

So, this eagle, is it wearing a corset?

Nick

She sure has everyone fooled. Can't sing liv worth a shit. I would have rather heard Stevie Nicks the whole time.

Paul

The real question isn't about Taylor getting it on with John Mayer. When did Rosie nail her, and how often?