Snooki nude pics for sale

I'm totally kidding. Again. Just a week after it was revealed that nude pics of Jersey Shore star JWoww were floating around for sale, RadarOnline is claiming that nude pics of her fellow castmember Snooki are for sale, too:
RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that nude photos AND video of Snooki are for sale and being shopped to various media outlets. Now Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, is featured in self-snapped nude photos and video that are for sale.

Snooki spent the first season of MTV’s surprise hit looking for love (or as she says, Snookin’ for love). Now it appears she’s supplied a self-taken photographic preview of what a potential boyfriend could be seeing.

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
Who wouldn't want to see nude pics of a 4'7" 150-pound temptress like Snooki? Pieces of ass built like her don't come around very often -- maybe once every four years or so. You usually see them competing against the Chinese for gold medals on the balance beam and uneven bars. Snooki might actually be wider than she is tall. Someone get a tape measure.

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  • omg Liz

    isn't that Liz from "My life as Liz?!" The redhead in the back

    xD

  • Dan

    She looks like the offspring two drugged up Oompa Loompas! Who in their right nd would ever want to see this "Thing" Nude; it's sad enough we're giving her so much attention!

  • Nom

    There are no naked pics. These two girls (J-woww and Nicole) used an advertising tactic in paying tabloids to spread false reports of naked photos of them being shopped around. Any nude photos, everyone knows, draws a lot of publicity and the second season of Jersey Shore is coming up. Notice how a lot of the tabloids pimp their second season at the end of the alleged nude photos post! haha

  • Tomasina

    IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S BAG O'SHIT!

  • Nameless

    In no way does Snooki taking pics and vids of herself surprises me. She's got the attention whore mentality for it.

    Question is...are they pics of a trimmer 2007 Snooki like when she was flipping on the beach in that white bikini or are they current fat ass alcoholic Snooki with a mustache lip.

  • Limpy Dan

    I hate jersey shore, but damn do I love fat chicks. Can't wait to see the photos of her floppin around.

  • Gianna

    Gravity is thy enemy.

  • 8 inches

    Shouldn't the title for this picture be "Look at me! I'm an Attention Whore"?

  • NeoRules2112

    A nice beer gut and FUPA is what we all want to see .. Disgusting Pig !!

  • Anonymous

    If you got it flaunt it, and Snooki has it. She is awesome. Celebslam must not be a Jersey Shore fan.

  • 8 inches

    Watching Jersey Shore is like watching a train wreck...if the train wreck were the bean and cheese burrito I just shat out from last night's dinner.


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