My eyes, ze goggles do nothing!

Snookie is naked, unappealing

Looks like those rumors about naked pics being shopped around of Jersey Shore star Snooki were true. The cleverly-named nakedSnooki.com went live today with a preview pic of Snooki on all fours, possibly searching for a piece of delicious candy that fell under her bed. You know the old PR strategy about releasing bad news on a Friday so it gets buried over the weekend and everyone forgets about it by the time Monday rolls around? Pretty sure that whoever owns these Snooki pics is using the same strategy. Please God, let it work. I don't ask for much.

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Anonymous

Nude means nothing covered.

Anonymous

She is uglier than Rosie O'Donnell.

Anonymous

She is uglier than Rosie O'Donnell.

v4vendetta14

Looks like somebody changed the aspect ratio... Her head was even thinner back then...

Nissen

nude photo looks HOT!

Paul

Snooki is a goddess. She is the perfect merging of a beautiful face, awesomely sexy body and great intellect. A girl like this, with all her talents is wasted on a TV show. She should run for congress, or maybe governor or mayor. Snooki Rocks.

Gianna

Who's body was her head photo shopped onto?

Twitter.com/Light_Peak

MY EYES!!! MY GOD, MY EYES!!!

*washes them out with acid*

She's ORANGE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

*vomitting*

She's like Garfield colour!