Simon Monjack is scum

A few weeks ago, when news came out that Simon Monjack's mysterious "benefit" for Brittany Murphy had been canceled, I joked about what Simon was supposed to do with all the autographed 8x10s he was planning on selling. Turns out I wasn't very far off. From Life & Style:
In the wake of actress Brittany Murphy’s tragic death on Dec. 20, 2009, it’s not surprising that the two people closest to the deceased star — her mother, Sharon, and her husband, Simon Monjack — turned to each other for support. It’s Simon’s apparent intent to cash in on their pain that’s shocking. Simon appears to be trying to sell photographs of Sharon and himself consoling each other over the loss of Brittany. Life & Style has learned that one set of photos, being sold on Simon’s behalf through a third party, had an asking price of more than $40,000. In addition to the pictures, the price would include a brief question-and-answer session with Simon.
I don't see what the big deal is. Jesus has been dead for years and we sell pictures and statues of him. And Simon isn't even selling statues yet (still looking for a manufacturer in Mexico). Clearly the liberal media is trying to make something out of nothing. I guess what I'm trying to say here is that if you disagree with what Simon is doing, you must also hate Jesus. Be gone blasphemers!

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  • Lala

    @ Simon err I mean Paul

    Wanna buy a photo of my dead husband or even better a beautiful snapshot of my kids crying their eyes out at their dads funeral??

    Remembrance has always and always will be free

  • master yoda

    Now he knows how people feel when they win the lottery, but lose the ticket.

    I see dumpster diving in this guy's future.

  • Paul

    Husband and Mother were devastated by Brittany's tragic and unexpected death. Their angel was cut down in her youth and their grief was overwhelming. Simon is just trying to keep her memory alive. Rememberance is expensive in our modern society.

  • Caden Canyon (

    Nooooo excuse for that other than SLIME.

  • Dood

    Hahaha! Great analogy.

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