Miley Cyrus in Santa Monica (2/20)

And "by good" I mean "like a cheap hooker." All she's missing is a coin purse and the absence of all life in her eyes. I wonder if she has Charlie Sheen on speed dial like all the other girls that parade up and down Santa Monica Boulevard in cut-off jean shorts and ripped shirts . . .

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[Pacific Coast News]
  • blergh

    Could she get anymore lamer?, or it's going be a hell of a fall when no one gives a shit about her anymore.

  • Gidg

    She's missing more than a coin purse if she's strolling Santa Monica Blvd. (hint: I'm referring to a poorly-hidden penis!)

  • Anonymous

    It's like she planned on wearing the worst outfit ever, just to get it out of the way. No matter what she does in the future, it's a step up from this mess.

    The dog is very cool, though.

  • Nameless

    HAHAHA...it's like a reverse Pretty Woman. A rich chick who wants to be a common streetwalker.

  • Jake

    Hot

  • dxbravo

    The dog, the skanky clothes, the phone...girls has it all.

  • Paul

    Hey Be nice to Charlie Sheen. He may be our next secretary of defense. He used to be a SEAL, and would be a natural pick for Obama, when the current secretary steps down.

  • twitter.com/light_peak

    What a fucking useless whore skank.


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