Megan Fox in her Super Bowl ad

Did you notice that Megan Fox's grotesque thumb looked unusually, well, non-grotesque in her Motorola commercial that played during the Super Bowl? There's a reason for that. Bitch used a stunt thumb. From the New York Daily News:
If Motorola's Superbowl commercial proved anything Sunday night, it's that there are one too many bloggers out there who are overly familiar with Megan Fox's body parts - especially her thumbs. The commercial features the sexy "Transformers” star au natural in a bathtub filled with strategically placed bubbles.

According to the Daily Mail, after the commercial aired, meticulous bloggers noted that Motorola employed a hand double for Fox's closeups.

After Fox's promotional movie photos surfaced last summer, revealing a candid look at her abnormally shaped thumbs, the Daily News learned that the 23-year-old actress has a hereditary defect known as brachydactyly.

"Literally, what it means is short finger," Dr. Steven Bendner, a hand surgeon at Beth Israel Medical Center, told us. "The nail of the thumb in this condition is often very short and wide. It is usually hereditary. Although it could also have been caused by frostbite, or it could have been an injury to the growth plate in childhood."
Is Megan Fox's thumb really the most grotesque thing about her? You'd think people would be more disgusted with her obnoxious personality (in full effect anytime she's promoting a movie; ok, we get it, you're straight but you think some chicks are attractive). Perhaps going forward, rather than use a hand double for all of Megan's commercials, she can just promote products that are hands-free: like bluetooth headsets or Kendra Wilkinson's husband. You suck Hank.

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  • V-4-Vendetta

    It's ok Megan. Its not the thumb. You're ugly on the inside. And there are no stunt doubles for that.

  • Frodo

    step 1: click the "grotesque thumb" link.

    step 2: wretch in disgust



    she should wear gloves ALL THE TIME... to hide her disgusting hobbit thumbs.

  • Eli

    Keep moving folks. Nothing to see here. Its just a hand double, no big thing. It happens a hundred times a day, just keep moving.

  • Anonymous

    How many aliases do you use Paul?


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