Still together

Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together

Looks like those Madonna/Jesus Luz breakup rumors are untrue. The two were seen leaving the Fasano Hotel last night in Rio de Janeiro after a romantic dinner. Or maybe Madonna was helping Jesus with his homework. It's just like Mr. Santos to assign four chapters of Algebra just two days before Carnival. What a big jerk!

NOTE: They were also seen kissing (pics here) but no way in hell I'm posting those pics. Even I have standards.

[Flynet]

poop

Does anyone think it is a little sad that Woody Harrelson is doing security work these days?

Anonymous

Didn't he play a commando, some kind of military type, or a federal agent in a movie once? That ought to qualify him for security work.

Ol Hank

Doesn't anyone else think it is a bit ironic their names are Madonna and Jesus, particularly considering Madonna is old enough to be the mother of Jesus.

Anonymous

To Jesus, Madonna is a MILF