Lindsay Lohan leaving Teddy's nightclub in West Hollywood (2/1)

Last December, feeling that the "actress" hadn't done enough to satisfy the terms of her probation for DUI, a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to step up her alcohol education program classes and attend at least once a week ("This has to be a top priority whether she has a job somewhere else or doesn't or something else comes up. This has to be done once a week."). Now I don't know who's teaching this class, but judging by how drunk Lindsay looked on Monday night, he must be teaching her how to make a helluva mixed drink. I wonder if he taught Lindsay how to do that one thing where you flip the bottle behind your back and then catch it and pour a shot. Damn, where can I sign up for one of these classes? They seem fun as shit!

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
  • slim shady

    And to top things off, she's a ripe 23 and I do mean ripe! Bwaaaaaaaah!!

  • Anonymous

    She looks like the walking dead. Looking at pics of her from five years ago and then looking at this is just shocking.

  • Anonymous

    She's just a dirty little whore.

  • Nate

    fix "Yet all you sheep mother fucking assholes are still making your stupid jokes."

  • Nate

    I've seen pictures of Lindsay looking drunk after a night out and I totally get people making all the dunk jokes, BUT in these pictures she looks totally and completely sober! We all you sheep mother fucking assholes are making your jokes. NOT EVERYTHING YOU READ IS TRUE, YOU DUMB FUCKING LOW LIFE SCUM DOUCHE BAG PRICKS!

  • Cara

    Ha! She looks more demonic than drunk.

  • NeoRules2112

    I would love to use her face for a toilet seat and take John Candy shit on her face ..

  • Gianna

    I wonder how many death pools she's in.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    yeh. well i've got a fancy breathalyzer that i keep right here in my pocket. come on linsay, put this thang in your beautiful little mouth and blow on it. i'll see if you're drunk or not. and if you want to take a little suck on my here breathalyzer, why its quit all right with me.

  • Nate

    Lindsay looks tired not drunk assholes. Cj Ronson looks drunk though. Cj moving in on Sam's ex? Now thats a story worth posting.

  • testie

    Hey! Is that Sam's sister CJ Ronson?

  • Nate

    She went out to a club with zero makeup on? This so odd.... she looks good though.


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