Lauren Conrad at a book-signing in Miami (2/10)

Remember when Lauren Conrad's first book LA Candy went to the top of the New York Times Best Seller List? Well she just released her second book earlier this month (!). And it's a best seller. In other news, scientists confirmed today that teenagers are fucking morons. Check out what Mavrix said about Lauren's book-signing on Wednesday in Miami:

Lauren Conrad looked extremely tired during her book signing at Books & Books in Coral Gables Florida tonight. Sipping on a red bull the Hills starlet looked as if she was going to fall into the table and sleep before guests arrived for signing. Her face was caked in thick foundation and powder that was no use against the bags under her eyes. The stress of her schedule is physically manifesting now as she is breaking out with acne, her posture is collapsing like a folding chair, and her eyes lack that twinkle that we love and anticipated. Lauren needs to sleep and hit a spa before she gets back on the road.

Congratulations, you just read something that's roughly ten-times deeper and more eloquent than anything Lauren Conrad has ever put to paper. If you are planning on buying Lauren's book, do me a favor. When you get it, turn to the start of Chapter 4 on page 37 (the chapter about lip gloss). Now give yourself a paper cut. I hate you.

[Mavrixonline]