Kanye West survives horrifying ordeal

Kanye West is a baby

He had to sit in Business Class on Monday night instead of First Class . . . for, like, 5 minutes. Oh no! From the New York Post:

Kanye West is a finicky flier. A source said the rapper threw a fit at LAX Monday night on his way back to New York from the Grammys after he and his assistant were seated in business class instead of first.

"He wanted to be bumped up," says our witness. West and his aide were eventually moved to the better seats.

Why was Kanye so insistent about being moved to first class? It's not like he needs the leg room -- the guy's so tiny he could sleep in the overhead compartment. Of course the real reason why Kanye was bumped up to First Class is because he was sitting in the exit row and couldn't comply with FAA regulations of 1. being able to lift 50 pounds, and 2. being able to fit your head through the emergency exit door.

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Leslie Butterscotch

I hate niggers

Lindsey Lou

y'all are fucked up in the head for sure.

Pineapple Andy Kaid

He ain't nuthin but a skirt wearin porch monkey. I hear that they wuz havin fried chicken in 1st class which is why lil Sambo wanted an upgrade.

We r all human

Kanye West a living legend.People who are we to judge Kanye?well i'm not 1 2 judge.Thank you Donda for raising your son to be the man he is today.a man that has taught me to reach 4 the stars so if i fall i land on a cloud.Kanye Kanye Kanye thank you for motivating me to be the young indpndnt woman i am.man you are my inspiration thank you mr. West

Christina

I've never been to this site before and now I see I'm not missing anything. These comments are horrific!

nickelanddime

Wow, I am NEVER coming on this site again. You people make Kanye 's dumb ass seem like a saint. DISGUSTING

Average Joe

What the fuck are you talking about?

NeoRules2112

Fuck this shine !! End of thread ..

Anonymous

Good to know that in 2010, racism is alive and well. I'm not even black and I find most of the comments on here disgusting.

The Ghost of Donda West

Good thing Kanye is not a racist, huh?

Good thing he's never said anything racially insensitive or bigoted, huh?

It's a well documented fact the he treats everyone well all the time. He's a humble, well-mannered, and respectful young man.

Therefore, people posting here are definitely not mocking Kanye's own racism by making those sorts of comments about him! That's just not possible.

The people posting here are all bigoted klansmen, right?

Anonymous

correct me if i'm wrong but i don't think a racist black man would date a white woman or make songs w/ eminem... just sayin

The Ghost of Donda West

Kanye has always been a douche. Make him sit his monkey ass down in the BACK OF THE PLANE where he belongs... and for dinner, serve him fishsticks.

G

Wow, why are you bringing his deceased mother into this? She has nothing to do with the actions of her grown-ass son. And her name was Donda, nor Dondre.

Ignorance must truly be bliss.

Caden Canyon (Twitter.com/i_Pa

My bad. Donda. Donda West was a spoiled, vain, bored, Black, rich bitch dummy. :-)

Anonymous

It's pretty easy to judge someone you know nothing about. Hate on Kanye all you want, everybody knows he's an ass, but I don't see the point in the hate for his mom.

PAZUZU

Maybe he overheard someone in first class recieving an award and felt childishly compelled to add his two cents?

Caden Canyon ||||| Twitter.com

Fucking douche.

A "chicken or the eggg" scenario: Did Dondre West raise an arrogant asshole for a son, or did his fame taint her?

She was a dumb, fucking, spoiled, rich bitch cunt, anyway. Wanted a *purely cosmetic* surgery and tried 3 doctors who told her "Dondre, doing this could kill you" and shopped around doctors until she FINALLY found a QUACK who'd do it. She paid the price.

DMZ

Boo Fucking Hoo for poor little Kanye. Did he start crying or did he grab the microphone from the Stewardess until they gave him a better seat. They should have tossed his useless fucking ass off the plane and told him to eat shit. Cocksuckers like Kanye need to have an air-hose stuffed up their ass and have their intestines inflated until they explode. What a fucking punk!

Zoe

I call bullshit on this story- Kanye wasn't even at the Grammys.