Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (2/19)

Justin Timberlake is *this* close to getting his man card revoked for being a pussy. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Unlike so many Hollywood romances that collapse with no effort to make them work, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake -- themselves frequently reported as having split -- are trying hard to hold it together. Though they have come very close to calling it quits, the duo have sought counseling -- unusual for an unmarried couple -- and currently are said to be happy and very much together.
Oh c'mon Justin, you don't need counseling -- you're not even married. You know what counseling is called for dating couples? It's called dump that bitch.  For Christ's sake, you're not even 30. Go out and spread your seed, kill some hookers . . . preferably in that order. Unless you're into that other sort of thing. Sick bastard.

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  • B

    Doesn't anyone else find it interesting that a closet homo and dike are dating?

  • Canada

    Suggesting that someone should be out "killing hookers" for fun is incredibly offensive and dehumanizing. Those women are HUMAN BEINGS and have just as much right as anyone else to live unmolested. The sex trade is dangerous and sad and it isn't a joke. Your comment is beyond poor taste, and it wasn't even funny.

  • Average Joe

    You must be new here

  • Anonymous

    Who said anything about killing hookers?

  • J

    The idiots posting here seem to need counseling more than Timberlake does.

  • Anonymous

    I think you have found the secret. Fans are very jealous of great celebs.

  • Shaq

    Justin?

    Does the term, "no talent, black guy wannabe, irrelevant little pissant" ring a bell?

    Look in a mirror, and that empty box duct taped to your pathetic nads.

  • Anonymous

    She never smiles, but she has great lips and first-class tits, so maybe a little counseling isn't a bad idea after all...

  • Anonymous

    Doesn't she understand that a real man has to sleep around. She should be happy that other women might want him.

  • JD

    What is a hot babe like her doing with a fudge packer like him???? Probably just for cover for him I guess.

  • Mike Nike

    Justin, time to spread your seed.

  • Ed Zactly

    They don't have to be fair.

  • Paul

    Good advice from the Celebslam guy. Spread your pollen far and wide into many fair flowers. That is what manly men do.


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