Jesus Luz at Ipanema Beach in Rio de Janeiro (2/1)

Did Madonna and her 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz break up? Maybe. Madonna was allegedly seen making out with some old dude recently at the Kabbalah Centre in New York. Ha Ha Ha, what a whore! . . . wait a minute, that's actually sorta normal. Weird. From journalist Ian Halperin's blog ianundercover:

One extreme to the other - Madge won’t have it any other way. People at the Kabbalah center were in shock the other day when they caught Madonna making out with a man who appeared to be in his mid seventies. Sources close to the singer said the Material Girl is tired of dating “shallowless toy boys”. The older man, a retired Wall Street exec, has been a regular at the center for almost 20 years, according to one of the centers’ longtime practitioners. “They’re definitely an item,” the source confirmed.

If Madonna really was making out with someone who appeared to be well into their retirement years, that can only mean she was kissing one person: Hugh Hefner Lindsay Lohan. In all seriousness though, someone so old shouldn't be participating in such a dangerous activity. It's a well-documented fact that there is only one thing more hazardous to your health than locking lips with Madonna: driving a Toyota.

[Flynet]