Jennifer Lopez at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami (1/22)

J.Lo's neighbor in Hidden Hills, CA thinks she's a stupid bitch farthead. OK maybe he didn't exactly use those words, but it's safe to say he's not a fan. From Radar:
One of JLo’s close neighbors . . . told RadarOnline.com exclusively that living near he actor/singer is, at times, a loud nightmare. The neighbor, who doesn’t want to be identified, described a recent day when the neighborhood tranquility was shattered by room-shaking music and a thunderous drum beat.

Despite the large properties in the neighborhood the sound from JLo’s house shook things up immediately. “It was LOUD,” the neighbor told RadarOnline.com. “It was during the day, about 4 in the afternoon but even as loud as the music was I could hear JLo barking orders over the music!”

The fearless neighbor, not intimidated by stardom, walked over to JLo’s house fully intending to knock on the door and tell the star to keep it down. But the neighbor was intercepted in the driveway by two of Jennifer Lopez’s “handlers.”
Boo-fucking-hoo. You'll have to excuse me if I can't feel sorry about the noise level being too high for a guy that lives in a multimillion dollar mansion in one of the world's most exclusive neighborhoods. Last night I couldn't sleep for more than two seconds without having to listen to my roommate masturbate while the tenant in the apartment next door was apparently clearcutting the rain forest with his chainsaw.

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[Mavrixonline]
  • Dude

    She isn't jenny from the block anymore...jus a rich bitch with an attitutde.



    Fugg her.

  • Anonymous

    I see a trend in the press to bash any star that isn't a political activist or god forbid be christian.

  • LA resident

    Um, has anyone actually been to Hidden Hills? Is there even a house on less than 1/2 an acre. Houses are too far apart for this to be true. I understand someone can play music loud but how loud would it be to someone down a long block. And you can hear someone over that? BS.

  • william rogers

    JENNIFER LOPEZ IS ONE OF THE NICEST "LADIES"

    IN SHOW BUSINESS. AS A PHOTOGRAPHER I MET THEM

    ALL! SHE IS IN MY TOP FIVE LIST.

    AS FAR AS MARC I DON'T KNOW HIM BUT I COULD LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC ALL DAY LONG.

    BEFORE ANY OF YOU LOW LIFE'S CALL PEOPLE BAD NAMES, JUST THINK THESE TWO PEOPLE WERE VERY POOR AND MADE A GREAT LIFE FOR THEMSELVES AND THEIR FAMILIES. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HATE WRITE

    E-MAILS AND SLEEP ALL DAY.



    WR

  • Mykl

    Doesn't matter how rich you get, trash is trash bottom line.

  • Anonymous

    Jenny is one of the richest woman in hollywood, I see why so much envy, you see Americans of Puerto Rican descent are not supposed to be so succesful.Sarc.off.

  • Laurenlep

    To all the haters: Don't you wish you had her money and fame? And if I were any one of you, I would take a look in the mirror and see if what you see is striking or even half attractive. She is beautiful and if she wants to play her music loud, it's her home. Get a life...you boring people.



    And as Caden Canyon stated "Marc is a rat-faced loser husband"...but did you hear? He is rich and is super talented. I don't think you could call that a loser. What are your accomplishments? And I don't think you should involve little children in your ignorant hateful comments. You are a total IDIOT!!!



    BTW... Half of you can't spell...go back school.

  • Johnny Eumarr

    Maybe it was just her thighs rubbing together.

  • Deb

    This horse-faced woman has been so effing annoying for years. She was a good dancer, probably still is, but had her moment in the spotlight with Selena. After that, her career went downhill and she can't seem to accept it and move on, so she dresses in anything that accentuates her huge ass.



    Eventually, that moneymaker is going to sag.

  • Anonymous

    Jlo is dumb shit

  • wow

    do i live near you?

  • Anonymous

    I'd love to be her neighbor.

    Jen should buy the block, she can afford it you know.

  • Whippet

    The neighbour should've send the police to handle the handlers.

  • Anonymous

    Police can do nothing about noise in the middle of the day, it may be obnoxious but there's nothing illegal about being a noisy nieghbour (in the middle of the day...)

  • Anonymous

    Total b.s. story. Now fucking way you could hear anybody if the music was actually that loud. I could play music at 50w and wouldn't be able to hear a word and that ain't even loud.

  • Anonymous

    THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR STUPID !!!!

  • Anonymous

    I love people that say "your stupid" while spelling "your" incorrectly. Awesome.

  • Buck

    She looks like a fly.

  • Caden Canyon (Twitter.com/i_Po

    No surprise there. She needs to pushed into an active volcano. Her dirtbag rat-face LOSER husband, too. Also those homely-lookin' twins.


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