Mexico is saved

Jennifer Aniston in Los Cabos, Mexico (2/7)

All hail Jennifer Aniston, the great savior of Mexico. While the liberal media has been claiming that Jennifer Aniston's trip to Los Cabos, Mexico over the weekend was purely for fun (to celebrate her 41st birthday), it was actually a humanitarian mission. A humanitarian mission full of gourmet dinners and top shelf margaritas. From People:

By all accounts, the long birthday weekend was a blast, and Aniston says there was just one rule - no one could say the number 41 out loud. "Thirty was a hump, but you know 31 is fabulous," she jokes. "It really does get better, doesn't it?"

Why did she choose Mexico where she has gone many times before? "These people survive on us coming down and spending money," Aniston explains. Considering the country's troubles with swine flu and drug trafficking, "It sort of made sense to sort of say, 'Hey, let's help out Mexico.' "

Laugh if you will, but the fact is that all those poor Mexicans at their tiny roadside stands selling Pan Roasted Sea Bass over a Bed of Micro-Greens and Seared Filet Mignon topped with Herbed Goat Cheese Butter, they need people like Jennifer Aniston to survive. The hot stone massage industry in that country would collapse if not for celebrities like her. If only we could all be as selfless.

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Kelly

Well it shows how intelligent the American's are in here, and the people who obviously did not even pass grade 1 English class.

Evilgenius68

I just cant believe i wasnt invited...

bomblucky

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Danny Boy

yours web suck the american economy is fuck that mexico. jennifer do not help nobody bought margaritas. the swine flu and drug trafficking are in usa. suck my dick

BJ

Go back to school and learn how to read and write, you MORON!!!

cornelius

She likes mexico cause of the laxed drug enforcement on cocain. The one thing she cant live without and with which no one can last living with her. self-center coke addicts should not be envied they should be pitied. whether rich or poor they are pathetic people

Anonymous

And Jennifer in conjunction with One & Only launched a new doll to raise money for the Casa Hogar Sion orphanage in Tijuana.

And donations in lieu of Bday gifts were requested.

And contributed to the hurting mexican tourism industry.

Why is it ok for politicians to encourage tourism to Las Vegas, New York etc but not Jennifer.

Why don't you print the whole story?????

STFU

She and John Mayer really do deserve each other. The stupid shit that falls out of their mouths is amazing. Let's all go save Mexico while 8 million American's are out of work.

Amen, Anoni.

anoni

finally being called out for her self-absorbed lifestyle and her fans don't like it one bit. only people she's helping are the rich Canadians who own the luxury hotel. well, at least it's a different pr spin for her (although we still have to withstand the fake boyfriend, posing naked, and bringing up her ex, the tried and true PR movie promo tour). times are hard, people are suffering, but at least JA has a $25 mil bachelorette pad, $350,000 bentley, $10K a night hotel, $50k/wk hair care. don't forget to spend your hard earned money on her next 1 star film, woman has to make those car insurance payments and man, they're not cheap!

bondbabe

Good Lord, lay off. Money spent there DOES help their economy (the U.S. had stimulus packages to get citizens to spend money to stimulate the economy). She goes to Mexico a lot for vacations. And what does it matter to you whether she has pan-seared sea bass or a taco? Jealousy perhaps?

The Oracle

Celebs are just enablers. Only a revolution can save Mexico. The people must revolt, raise up, demand and get a democratic government. Only than will Mexico become a first world nation.

someone

She also donated money to an orphanage down there, and did some charity work...so why the dissing???Im sure the money made from celebs vacationing there does help the terrible economy in Mexico, and it seems to be a favorite spot of Jennifers.

TCH

I'd pan sear her sea bass.

the chin

Ha. The truth comes out. Narcissistic selfish horse face.