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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler in Cabo San Lucas (2/7)

You know how Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are dating/fooling around? Well he may finally be "the one." Yes, you read this same story in 2006, 2007, 2008, and 2009. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Jennifer Aniston inviting Gerard Butler to her early birthday celebration this past weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with her inner circle of pals comes as no surprise to other close Aniston friends.

One longtime business associate and buddy of the actress told me Sunday, "Gerard may finally be the one for Jen. ... Yes, he's gorgeous, but he's also got one helluva a great sense of humor -- and you've got to understand that's really important to her. Unlike Brad [Pitt] -- who also could be very funny at times -- Gerard does not seem to have those big mood swings or a dark side, as do so many actors."

A source at the One & Only resort in Cabo said Sunday, "Jennifer and Gerard are definitely a couple again. They were constantly touching and hugging and looking very happy to be in each other's company."

Jen should know by now that there's only one thing a chick can tell a guy in the early stages of a relationship that's more of a turnoff than he's "the one": ~~"I have a penis"~~ "Please wear a condom." If Jen really wants this relationship to last, hopefully she didn't buy Gerard the same gift she bought her last boyfriend on Valentine's Day: a First Response Ovulation Test.

[WENN]

Nicola

@ Eric,

How can Brad be "The One" if he's off raising six kids with someone else. "The One" doesn't leave. And you sure as hell don't sit around waiting for five years for "The One" to come back.

You may want to rethink that line of thinking.

Puh lease.

Nicole, I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. Jennifer Aniston has been saying she's "over Brad" for the past 5 years yet her actions show the complete opposite.

8^0

Jen's vag canal is probably as wide as the Colorado river with all the men she f****d.

someone

I don't think they are a couple, just really good friends..he didn't stay in her villa, he had one of his own!

EVIE

Oh come on. Supposedly she invited like 50 people, friends and some other former coworkers too. I doubt they're anything more than friends, but the tabloids are obsessed with her personal life. And because it benefits their movie, they're letting all the speculation ride.

Anonymous

When it comes to Jennifer Aniston, Gerard is more like No. 1,253 in the line of guys she's dated.

She'll be serving No. 1,254 by the end of the year.

Eric

Its all a smokescreen. Brad is "The One".