Get over yourself

Jay-Z and Beyonce in St. Barts last January

Jay-Z, this isn't fourth grade, no one cares that you and Beyonce are sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Just admit that you're married already. From the New York Post:

Jay-Z didn't seem amused when an emotional Beyoncé thanked him as her "husband" onstage at the Grammys. Sources say he was taken aback because they don't like to talk publicly about being married. A source at the show said, "He appeared startled and a little exasperated." But the couple, who wed amid strict secrecy in 2008, was later all smiles at the Sony BMG party at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they celebrated Beyoncé's record six awards. A spy said, "They were holding hands and looking happy."

I can't really fault Jay-Z on this one. You'd be embarrassed to be called someone's husband too if the only thing bigger than your wife's ass was her ego. You'd also be embarrassed if you got kicked out of Wal-Mart for not wearing pants. I will not let that happen a third time.

[Flynet]

Anonymous

Together they don't have a full brain.

America sure is a great country.

Logan

we all know she will be tipping the scales at 285+ in the next five years..........

PAZUZU

Too true. Put me down for 300 pounds in 4 years.

DiMi

Whoa, what's going on with all of the racist comments in this site?

Beyonce may not be your cup of tea, but she is recognized around the world as a beautiful and talented woman.

She is better looking than any woman the ug boys trashing her could even think of dating. Do you understand? No matter how ugly you think she is, she's still too pretty for you. She was successful before she met Jay-Z and she made more money last year than you'll make for the rest of your lives put together. She's wayyyyy out of your leagues so all you can do to pretend that you're equal is call her black (hence the MacDonald's ebonics racism) and fat. It doesn't change anything. She really is just too pretty and rich for any of you.

Look in the mirror and get real here.

Litsa

This no good talentless skank should thank him for making her his bitch cos otherwise she'd be working the other mic "welcome to mac donalds can eyes help use?"

Anonymous

Will shake booty for terrorist blood money.

DMZ

Who really fucking cares? The both of them can kiss my ass and with any luck will die tomorrow or sooner! Just more Hollywood trash that I could care less about. Fuck Off the both of you assholes, get real jobs pecker-heads!