she looks like rocky denison from the movie mask

now if only he'd get some work done!!!!

is that a dildo? she looks pretty but she was pretty w/o the surgery

omg is that a dildo? 2nd she actually looks pretty but i felt that she was pretty b4 all of that crap....smh she looks 37yo now

Let's get this straight about Heidi -

If she ain't in a bikini, I don't give a fuckkk.

omg

omg

omg

omg

SHE LOOK SO FAKE AND REALLY BAD.

I KNOW SHE CHOSE THIS BUT NOT IN HER RIGHT MIND.

THIS

IS

SO

SAD.

IT ACTUALLY REALLY IS. NORMALLY ID DEGRADE A PERSON FOR DOING THIS.

DAMN, THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

POOR GIRL

I'd fuck her and so would you.

what the fuckkk is she carrying? hahaha looks like spencer cant get the job done by himself. needs some help from a glass piece. and paul, you're out of your mindddddd.

Upgrade...

I gotta tell you that the work she had done made a significant improvement of her face but getting rid of that can opener of a chin. Her breasts didn't need to be made that large either. Unfortunatly the docs scalpel couldn't cut out that part of her brain that creates her child-like squeeky voice and didn't cut out that loser of a husband she hangs with.

Twenty (?) years ago Jessia Hahn was in Playboy after Jim Baker used her and threw her to the dogs. After her plastic surgery she went back into Playboy and put the pages on fire. It's been 10 years since the public has seen her.

I would look forward to Montags photos.

Heidi is lucky to have such a wonderful husband as Spencer. He is a role model for husbands everywhere. He is intellegent, kind, supporting and understanding, a good listener, has a fab body, and is good in bed. Spencer is the kind of husband women dream of, but seldom get. He is truely a knight in shining armour.

Now we need to see her do porn, interracial porn! we need to see her get airtight with three 12" black cocks! Then we'll have Spencer lick the triple creampie out of her stretched out asshole and pussy!

Thats a good little attention-whore!

oh, and I do have to agree with the person who said she has a man chin. That is true, she has a tranny appeal to her.

She should have that 175 lb. "boob" named Spencer removed immediately.

Sorry, but I want to fuck her.

I think she deserves a compliment here in all this hate talk. She is a hot gal!

that's not a dildo, that's spencer. wait, you're right. it's a dildo.

where's my ground to air shoulder missile to blow that thing out of the sky

nice glass dildo

Heidi is a goddess of glam. Georgeous body, beautiful face, she can sing like an angel, and she is really smart to boot. She is almost too pure looking to be sexual. Her husband is also one of Hollywoods, best looking and talented studly men.

What would be great would be if Heidi and Snookie could have their own talk show. They could discuss, and analyze, the important issues of the day from the point of view of an modern, informed intellegent woman.,

Christ Paul, stop drinking, doing acid or whatever is fucking with your mind and get a grip on reality. But congrats if you're trying to put one over on us.

"But congrats if you're trying to put one over on us."

Of course no he's not. He's serious, because there are some serious matters where joking would be out of place.

I'm grateful the interwebz has got peoples like Paul in it to tirelessly reveal us the true beauty of peoples, and all sorts of virtues we take for granted in celebrities : just because they're more important and better than us doesn't mean it's always easy for them. They work and suffer and cry and bleed and do irreversible surgery for our hapiness.

Thanks Heidi, thanks Spencer, thanks Paul.

Nice try replying as Anonymous, Paul. Go fcuk yourself.

Nice try from anonymous to reply to himself as anonymous, as if somebody read his own bullshit.

When will this madness ever end ?

There is only one Anonymous. The rest of you are just anonymous. :p

A couple weeks ago when they first show her; she did look good. She had a Faith Hill thing going.

But as her face continues to heal and everything settles in place, she pretty much has the same old horseface but now she's got a man chin.

If she had a cleft chin, she'd be like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene.

People say she looks hot, but I dont see it. She is like 23 and looks almost 40 (with botox).

She looks hot now but one look at Pamela Anderson foretells the future for Heidi. Surgery boobs become misshapen, creased, lumpy horrors as time goes by with creepy stitched on nipples. I'm melting!! Melting!!!! That said I'd still hit it before it turns into a pumpkin and mice.

Nice crystal dildo she's carrying. Yeah, I'm with Heidi on any breast enhancement surgery. You go girl.