Gary Busey had a baby

Gary Busey and Steffanie Sampson

Well not literally. But this story is just as improbable. Gary's 40-year-old girlfriend Steffanie Sampson (25-years younger than him) gave birth to a son yesterday. From ET:

The baby boy, who they named Luke Samson Busey, weighed in at six pounds, seven ounces. "This feels like a dream," the couple said in a statement. "We feel so blessed and are overwhelmed with happiness at Luke's arrival."

Busey's 38-year-old son Jake was one of the first to arrive at the Los Angeles hospital to congratulate the couple.

I don't know what's more surprising about this story -- that Gary still has sperm that works, or that a woman met Gary and didn't immediately file a restraining order against him. I mean, what in the . . . is he drugging her toothpaste or something?

[WENN]