Christina Hendricks on the cover of New York magazine

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks is famous for one reason: her incredible acting ability. She acts like people care about her for reasons other than her comical-huge breasts. Of course she's wrong. So so wrong. And to illustrate that, take a look at this week's New York magazine. The editors could have easily dressed her in a tasteful pantsuit. But no, they went the tight corset route which somehow make her breasts seem even bigger. Not that I'm complaining. I just got an erection so damn fast that you could only see it on one of those high-speed cameras they use on Mythbusters.

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  • jeff

    i would bang her for like a week straight.

  • Anonymous

    you can tell the difference between smart men who know how real sexy WOMEN are supposed to look like and guys who are brainwashed by barbie and the media into thinking that women are supposed to be super skinny with big plastic tits..........

    hm

    fascinating

  • Gianna

    In this picture it looks like she belongs in medieval type movies. Is that a wig or real hair? She looks like she has hair as long as mine.

  • Paul

    She is an earth goddess, and has breasts suitable for suckling multitudes.

  • Anon

    The only thing this chick has got going for her is an epic rack. If she had the same body but flat chested, nobody would look twice at her.

  • anon part deux

    If she were wearing anything less than an industrial-strength over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, nobody would think her rack was all that epic.

  • Anonymous

    "Over-the-shoulder"...WTF? Those babies are being supported from the bottom.

  • Munky

    Sorry, but no thanks. I mean, its a fat ginger chick in granny underwear, and a butterface to boot. YUCK.

  • Jason Warren

    English people are so weird about "gingers". You say it like it's a bad thing. Real red blooded men see this hot redhead and want to grit their teeth a little while we take full advantage of the fire down below!! She can rub her "butterface" (whatever that slang means) all over me. More stars need to quit sporting heroine addict bodies and take notes of this voluptuous body!!!

  • Fuzzybeard

    "Fat ginger?" "Butterface?" Laddie, women like Ms. Hendricks haunt my dreams! Women are supposed to have curves, not at all like the "tits-on-a-stick" look that the mass media wants to enforce upon women,

    Grow up a little! Find yourself a woman who is voluptuous, woo her, and you are fortunate enough to have her let you sample her delights... :)

  • Anonymous

    gay

  • dxbravo

    That's a playground..


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