Drugs killed Brittany Murphy
After Brittany Murphy's final autopsy report was released late yesterday, People.com posted the following headline: "Brittany Murphy Had No Signs of Drug, Alcohol Abuse." Indeed, even Brittany's widow Simon Monjack said he feels vindicated by the report. So what killed her? Fairies? I bet it was fairies. Radar says:
Example:
Bread = Good
Phenazopyridine = Bad
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After Brittany Murphy's final autopsy report was released late yesterday, People.com posted the following headline: "Brittany Murphy Had No Signs of Drug, Alcohol Abuse." Indeed, even Brittany's widow Simon Monjack said he feels vindicated by the report. So what killed her? Fairies? I bet it was fairies. Radar says:
The papers gave a rundown of the prescription drugs Murphy had at her disposal. Under the toxicology section of the papers, a breakdown is given of what drugs were found in her system and where they found them: in her stomach was Propranolol, Hydrocodone, Phenazopyridine, Fluoxetine, Dextromethorphan, Chlorpheniramine, in her urine and in her blood/heart methamphetamines were found.No signs of drug abuse? Really? Because I'd think that having seven drugs in your system at the time of your death is a pretty big fucking sign. But what do I know, I haven't played doctor in weeks. Here's a little tip for everyone: If you want to stay living, don't mix seven things in your body with names each worth 20 or more points in Scrabble.
No illegal drugs were detected in her body.
Example:
Bread = Good
Phenazopyridine = Bad
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