Bar is bitter

Bar Refaeli in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Bar Refaeli is a little bitter that Brooklyn Decker got the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue -- and she's not afraid to show it. Hmmmm, do I detect a potential chick fight in the future? I better take my pants off *just in case*. From the New York Daily News:

We hear the Israeli beauty looked anything but pleased as she arrived to the mag's party Tuesday night at the Gansevoort Hotel's club Provocateur.

"She had a scowl on her face and wouldn't even look up for photographers who had been waiting for hours in the freezing cold outside," our spy says. "She even walked right by fans who were pleading for her to sign her past issues of Sports Illustrated."

Bar finally gave in - but only after hearing that Decker indeed stopped for admirers.

"Brooklyn had stood in a tiny mini-dress posing with the same fans," our snitch says. "When Bar tried to walk by, one finally yelled 'But Brooklyn did it!' - and that got her attention. Bar then turned around, begrudgingly retraced her steps and agreed to do the same. But she still looked pretty miserable throughout the night."

An insider adds:

"After pictures of Bar's shoot were leaked on the Internet, a lot of people thought it would be her. Two years in a row would have been a huge accomplishment for her. It makes sense that she would be disappointed."

The reason why Bar is sulking is because ~~she worked so tirelessly to become this year's SI cover model~~ this is the first time in her life she hasn't been given something she wanted. Hot girls are like preschoolers: they love running around in their underwear, only eat around 700 calories a day, and throw hissy fits when they don't get their way. Unfortunately for Bar, she better get used to not having everything handed to her on a silver platter, because that sort of thing always ends up happening to models . . . when they turn 40. Ew.

Because I love you, 45 pics of Bar in this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue:

Anonymous

I love dat cameltoe!

tek

Bar is NOT hotter than Brooklyn.

Every girl wants to be on the cover. Bar is not different than them. Actually she is, since she's the only one pouting.

The Oracle

She needs to pay the hundreds of thousands in back taxes she owes to Isreal. She is a tax cheat. In fact she owes enough back taxes that if she were a US citizen, she could be treasury secratary.

Bar is also a draft dodger. She needs to report and fulfill her mandatory service with the IDF, which she has been avoiding. She would look just a good in uniform as she does in a bikini. She may be a pretty face, but she is also a deadbeat and dead ender when it comes to doing her national duty,

Horny John

yawn

Puh lease.

Well...she may have a point since she's way hotter than Brooklyn.

Anonymous

Pic # 1 a little askew camel toe?

Anonymous

her body is nice but her face is sooo plain . . . and theres so much girls with pretty face AND body. I dont understand why shes so famous . . .

Puh lease.

Call it a hunch, but...maybe, just MAYBE, the fact she's riding Leonardo DiCaprio's cock has something to do with that.

Anonymous

well now i thought about it two of the industries ugliest butterface models (Bar and Gisele) both dated Dicaprio and got famous after they dated him . . .

heh, that expains everything

master yoda

I call dibs on the bike seat!

Peter Gozinya

Perfection.