Alicia Keys on the set of Beyonce's new music video Put It in a Love Song in Rio de Janeiro (2/11)

+ Akon is one lucky mofo [PopEater]

+ Lady Gaga definitely doesn't have a penis (NSFW) [The Superficial]
+ Betty White will not do nudity. Um, ok. [Huffington Post]
+ Evan Megan Fox is insecure [IDLYITW]
+ Big boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Do not talk shit to old white dudes on buses [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Pete Wentz outdouched himself [Wonderwall]
+ Nieve Jennings knows how to sell cars lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Tom Burton officially hates us [Dlisted]
+ Adam Lambert is slowly morphing into a tranny [moejackson]

+ Jon Gosselin and TLC make up. How precious. [The Blemish]
+ Demi Moore and Susan Sarandon talk sex. Funny. [CityRag]
+ Who says you can't be emo and hot? [Double Viking]
+ Now we can all smell like Kim! [Derek Hail]
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