Adrian Grenier in Malibu last June

You suck Adrian Grenier. And not just because you enjoy boogie-boarding and have a difficult-to-spell last name. You suck because you're famous, have no major physical malformations, yet still have trouble hooking up with chicks. From the New York Post:

Adrian Grenier doesn't have as easy a time getting girls in real life as his character, Vinnie Chase, does on "Entourage." We hear that the HBO star was flirting with SuperTrash designer and Dutch television personality Olcay Gulsen while at a Heineken party at 230 Fifth Ave. earlier this week. When Grenier asked for her number, Gulsen gave it to him -- but she changed one digit. A source told us, "She gave him the wrong number to play hard to get."

Obviously this Olcay chick isn't from this country. If she was, she'd know that under Constitutional Law, when a guy who's rich and famous asks for your phone number, you're not allowed to "play hard to get." You're supposed to give it to him immediately . . . written in lipstick . . . on his dick . . . without using your hands. Don't believe me? Reread the "impudent women who don't speak English" exception to the Third Amendment. Thomas Jefferson knew his shit.

[Flynet]