February 2010 NUDE!

Kjell Bracke

Belgian model Kjell Bracke

Marisa Miller's hot ass in GQ UK (March)

I'm not going to lie, this post is a shameless attempt to generate some pageviews going into the weekend. OK, and I cheated on my geography test in 4th grade. OK fine, and I never actually had sex with Marisa Miller. I'm sorry but I just don't consider a blowjob "sex."

NOTE: To see the uncensored Marisa Miller GQ UK pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Olivia Wilde on the set of House M.D. in L.A. (2/23)

+ Reese Witherspoon embraces Spandex [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Avril and her ex might be banging again [Just Jared]
+ Classic Paris Hilton nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Harrison Ford needs to quit bitching [The Blemish]
+ Inside Jennifer Aniston's home [A Socialite's Life]

+ Anne Hathaway shows some skin [Yeeeah!]
+ "Paranoid drug-addicted lunatic" sounds about right [Cele|bitchy]
+ A collection of really bad ski crashes [Attuworld]
+ The Oscars just got lame [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 Animals Riding Motorcycles

Rozlyn Papa sex tape being shopping

A sex tape featuring scandalous former Bachelor contestant Rozlyn Papa (the chick who allegedly slept with a producer) is being shopped around. And she has sex in it! With a man! From TMZ:

TMZ has learned the tape is being shopped to a variety of XXX companies all over all over L.A. -- including LiveJasmin.com

We spoke to Kevin Blatt, a rep from the website, who tells us he saw the tape and "it's definitely Rozlyn." Blatt claims the tape features Rozlyn performing "one sexual act with a well-endowed gentleman."

"Gentleman"? Why that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me. I'm flattered. *blushes*

UPDATE (2/26): Did I say sex tape? I mean sex tapes. From TMZ:

Rozlyn Papa's sex tape problem just multiplied -- TMZ has learned someone is shopping "multiple" tapes featuring a woman said to be the "Bachelor" castoff.

As we previously reported, one tape had already been shopped to various XXX businesses around L.A., but now sources tell us the tape peddler is hawking more footage.

We're told Papa's people have not taken any steps to block the person from selling the footage.

I can't help but think there's a conclusion to be drawn from this news . . . um . . . oh yeah, it's that Rozlyn Papa is a dirty dirty whore.

Megan Fox out and about in L.A. (2/15)

What Mickey Rourke told the London Evening Standard earlier this week:

"[Megan Fox] doesn’t drink or do drugs. People say bad stuff about her and how she can’t act but they only say that because she’s beautiful. She’s the most talented actress I’ve worked with. When she cries in a scene I get emotional. I couldn’t walk and chew gum at the same time when I was her age."

What he really meant: "Megan, last year your boyfriend was nominated for 'Crimestopper of the Month' by the Santa Monica Police Department for reporting a shoplifter at 7-Eleven. I was nominated for an Oscar. Let's have naked sex."

The paparazzi outside Live! On Sunset boutique in West Hollywood (2/23)

Believe it or not, those paparazzi aren't jockeying for position to take the best picture of Tom Cruise secretly making love to John Travolta while Will Smith stands off to the side videotaping. They're taking pictures of Audrina Patridge. While shopping. Shortly after this pic was taken, a dog walked by reading a newspaper. Because that's the kind of shit that happens in the alternate universe of AreYouFuckingKiddingMeLand.

Pete Wentz out and about in L.A. (2/25)

In this post we list things funnier than Pete Wentz:

• AIDS orphans
• Car accidents
• Death squads
• An AIDS orphan fleeing from a death squad who gets into a car accident

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (2/19)

Justin Timberlake is *this* close to getting his man card revoked for being a pussy. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Unlike so many Hollywood romances that collapse with no effort to make them work, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake -- themselves frequently reported as having split -- are trying hard to hold it together. Though they have come very close to calling it quits, the duo have sought counseling -- unusual for an unmarried couple -- and currently are said to be happy and very much together.

Oh c'mon Justin, you don't need counseling -- you're not even married. You know what counseling is called for dating couples? It's called dump that bitch.  For Christ's sake, you're not even 30. Go out and spread your seed, kill some hookers . . . preferably in that order. Unless you're into that other sort of thing. Sick bastard.

Tyra Banks at "The CW: It's a Reality" event at Simyone Lounge in New York (2/23)

A good way to get me to write about how awesome you are is to accuse another high profile female celebrity of being a man. Oh hey, guess what Janice Dickinson said about Tyra Banks. From AOL:

Speaking on Alan Carr's Chatty Man, the catty woman said: "I made [America's Next Top Model] a hit. Can you imagine for five seasons just sitting next to Miss Tyra Banks and listening to her go off? You could land a helicopter on her forehead. It's huge."

Janice admitted she got the boot from the show after calling Tyra "fat".

She continued: "She was huge! [Her legs] are huge. Well, she's a big woman. I used to think she was a man, I kept looking for... I was always looking, thinking, 'Something isn't right here'."

Tyra better not escalate this war of words into something physical. Janice has had so much plastic surgery, her face is practically stronger than Kevlar. Not many people know this, but Janice actually won a Toughman contest in Macon, Georgia last summer. She just never talks about it because she's so damn humble.

Minka Kelly

Minka Kelly at the Parenthood premiere party at the Directors Guild Theatre in West Hollywood (2/22)