Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer leaving a private party at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood (1/16)

If Tobey Maquire's wife catches him screwing random bar skanks past 4 AM, he's totally gonna get grounded. Bummer dude. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:
He’s 34 years old, but “Brothers” star Tobey Maguire still has a curfew! Tobey’s wife, jewelry designer Jennifer Meyer, rules the roost and wants him home by a certain time. Tobey has two nights a week that he’s free to hang out and party with his buddies like Leonardo DiCaprio. They go to basketball games, play poker, or go to a club, but no matter what he’s up to, he has to be home before 4 AM, which is pretty generous, if you think about it.
Can you blame Tobey's wife for giving him a curfew? The guy looks like he's 12. While she's at it, she might as well start cutting off the crusts of his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and organizing sleepovers for his friends and him in the backyard. Let's make s'mores! Something else she might want to consider when living with a preteen young man: hiding her fur coats.*

*Ask my mother . . .

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  • krista fondnazio

    jesus WHAT A VERY IMMATURE THING TO DO TO SOMEONE WHO IS FREAKIN 34 YEARS OLD A GROWN MAN!!!! SHE IS TRYIN TO CONTROL HIS SOCIAL LIFE BY WANTING HIM HOME AT A CERTAIN TIME. COME ON JENNIFER LET HIM BE WITH HIS FRIENDS WITHOUT YOUR IMMATURE ASS TELLING HIM WHAT TIME TO BE HOME!!! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED HIM IF YOU WANNA TREAT HIM LIKE A TEENAGER WHICH HE IS NOT!!!! totally obvious she is really tryin to control his life by running it!!!

  • lisa



    4 A.M. is no a curfew.

    Eventually he'll get tired of being smothered and go party with hookers in Vegas.

  • Nameless

    Haha jokes on Tobey because those two nights a week he goes to party with Leo are the nights Tiger Woods comes over to visit.

  • LeMeow

    Made me laugh there at the end


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