Their love was never true!

Tila Tequila leaving Cedars Sinai hospital in West Hollywood (1/8)

Not-so-shocking news about Tila Tequila -- her engagement to now-deceased heiress Casey Johnson was just a sham to drump up publicity for her new website. Awww, how heartwarming. From the New York Daily News:
Publicity-addicted sex panther Tila Tequila is said to have had some help in luring the now-departed Casey Johnson into that video where Tequila announced they were "engaged." Some insiders believe "Girls Gone Wild" pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the sad spectacle, which they say was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site. Tila's assistant, Jessica Cohen, insists the video "had nothing to do with 'Girls Gone Wild.'" Francis' rep didn't return calls.
Lies! All lies! Tila and Casey's romance was straight out of a fairy tale: Alien-looking girl meets girl. Girls fall in love and get engaged. Alien-looking girl hatches plan to use other girl to promote website. Other girl inserts football into alien-looking girl's vagina to consummate relationship. Girl dies. Alien-looking girl is fake sad. It's a classic love story. I wouldn't be surprised if Universal bought the movie rights to it. ". . . starring Sandra Bullock as Tila Tequila and Julia Roberts as Casey Johnson."

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[Pacific Coast News]
January 11, 2010
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  • The Judge

    You are my hero. She absolutely looks like an alien. (It's been haunting me, and I haven't been able to put my finger on it.)

  • strang

    Tila, Tila, Tila. Such an attention whore has never lived. Not a skilled bone in her body. Fake tits. Vacuous smile. When will her 15 minutes finally end? The sooner the better!

  • MAK47

    lol @ the first guy. psycho.

    she's just the worst.

  • Gianna

    She did something for publicity? What a shock LOL.. I think almost everyone thought this to begin with :)

  • mark

    Tila's "fiancee story" lost all possible credibility when the news that Casey's body was found a minimum of 7 DAYS after death. How intimate could Tila & Casey have been when she hadn't seen her in at least a week?!?! The spectacle that followed (pic whoring) was to be expected.

  • Jezzer

    Yeah, funny that you would use the word "insane" in your defense of her.

    ...you know, funny in the ironic sense.

    What I'm hinting at here is that she's an utter famewhore and her fans are crazy.

    You see what I did there, right?

  • Paul

    Lies, all lies designed to discredit Tila. It was true love, Tila is heart broken and still in psychological shock from the untimely death of her fiance. Tila was looking forward to taking care of Casey for the rest of their days.

    As Tila's millions of loyal fans know, Tila has a heart of gold and is famous for her altruism. Unfortunately, because of her fame, beauty and inner goodness, there are a lot of people that are insanely jealous of Tila.

  • a-hole

    doesnt someone have to do something to earn fans? the world will be a better place once this vapid famewhore is finally dead, and pathetic morons like you can go worship Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, or any number of talentness fucktards constantly putting themselves in the news.

  • rip

    Wow, you must know Tila Tequila personally. Are you her publicist?

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