People confirms that Tiger's in rehab

Oh yeah baby

People magazine is confirming the rumors from last month that Tiger Woods is in sex rehab in Arizona. Because nothing cures you of your need for sex with random waitresses better than counseling! They say:

In the ever-changing story about Tiger Woods, word has resurfaced that he may have entered an upscale clinic in Arizona for sex rehab, according to sources contacted by PEOPLE.

The sources say that Woods entered The Meadows, a clinic in Wickenburg, Ariz., sometime around the holidays - a rumor that first made the rounds last month. The clinic specializes in substance abuse, as well as compulsive disorders such as gambling or sex addiction.

A sex-therapy expert who claims to be familiar with the situation says Woods, 34, showed up in Wickenburg around New Year's and would likely plan to stay for 4 to 5 weeks of treatment. "He should be out by Valentine's Day or thereabouts," says the source.

Regarding The Meadows facility, Pacific Coast News says:

One of the facility's offerings is the Dakota program, which promises "Extended Care for Sexual Recovery." The clinic "works with clients to sustain sexual sobriety by facilitating the healing of core issues." According to sources, everyone at the clinic is forced to wear a colored nametag that identifies their addiction. "Sex addicts wear either blue or red and they are not allowed to fraternize with members of the opposite sex," the source said.

Oh yeah, just what Tiger needs. To be surrounded by horny housewives with nothing more than blowjobs and hot sex on their mind. And they're colored coded so you can spot them from 75 yards away. I don't see what could possibly go wrong.

herby-J

Does this mean you only realize you have a problem when you get caught? Bullshit !

cari

Pretty interesting, considering he is on Long Island and seeing a psychotherapist in Nassau on the North Shore.

Johnny Eumarr

As long as he's out by Valentine's Day.

KJIH-TV Media kjihkjihkjih

I bet he wants his dick out by then. ;-D

John

And so the rumor mill continues... It's rather funny, as there have been reports that he is in counselling in a rehab facility in South Africa.

Check it out here: http://www.sport24.co.za/Conte...

YerMom

Screw that, Tiger just needs to remind the world that pussy is the greatest of gods creations

Logan

why is he with a man in that photo? i thought he liked female sluts?

master yoda

Yup, nothing gets an asshole to rehab faster than getting busted.

Give it up Tiger. Give her the $$, the house, and the stuff and declare bankruptcy.

Get the divorce, then go make your own scrilla and keep it. Unless you were smart enough to get a pre-nup... which would be the only smart thing you did do...

Nameless

Tiger is an idiot. A dr's note stating he is cured for sex addiction won't save his marriage more than simply keeping his dick in pants.

Easy way to do that to stop going to strip clubs and bars and stay at home with his wife and kids by his side like a normal husband and father would do.

KJIH-TV Media kjihkjihkjih

As David Duchovny says: "If you can't beat them, join them!" ;-D