Tiger Woods' first post-scandal pic

The National Enquirer snapped the first pics of Tiger Woods since the whole "oops my penis fell into another whore" scandal broke nearly two months ago (you can check them out at RadarOnline.com). He's at the Pine Grove Behavioral Heath and Addiction Services clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, taking part in their "Gentle Path" program. Aww, it sounds so innocent and sweet. Hopefully the counselors don't get mad at Tiger for humping their legs.

Now what you're going to want to do Tiger is leave through the front entrance of Pine Grove and head north on Broadway Dr toward McInnis Loop for 0.7 mi. Take the ramp to William Carey University and merge onto the US-49 South for 8.3 miles. Make a U-turn and Roosters will be on your right. It's the closest strip club I could find in the area. And just your luck, Wednesdays happen to be "Disgraced PGA Tour Professional Night." Bring some ones. Lots of 'em.