Shauna Sand and her daughter Isabella

And that monster is her three daughters, Alexandra, Victoria, and Isabella. They haven't even gone through puberty yet and already they're hooker heel pros. From Shauna's interview with Paper magazine:
Paper magazine: Do you have any tips for walking in stilettos?

Shauna: I've been walking in them for so long. I was a ballerina, so my balance is amazing and I'm used to being on my toes in point shoes. But I also think my stilettos are quite deceiving because they're so comfortable. I have three daughters, who are almost nine, 10 and 12 and even when my kids were like, two, they were able to walk in the stilettos. They're really not that high because they have a platform so once you get used to them, they're so easy to walk in. [Wearing stilettos] is like exercising without exercising. When you wear them, you're actually working your legs and your butt and you can get beautiful muscle definition.
It's gonna be a minor miracle if at least one of Shauna's kids don't have their own Jon & Kate Plus 8-style reality show on TLC by their 20th birthday. "Sure it's hard paying the bills when you're 20 and already have 9 kids, but that's why our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ invented stripping."

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  • CrticXtreme

    Looks like she's had loads of plastic surgery to where she doesn't look like the child. And this broad has bad feet.

  • Spooge

    Ok.. is it just me or does she look like she's had a major plastic surgery accident on her face? If I was a kid I'd run away from her in fear.

  • Anonymous

    Her face looks great. Lips are very kisable, beutiful eyes.

  • Alex

    When did Heidi Montag have three kids????

  • Paul

    Shauna looks so neat and cute. She has a healty natural girl next door look. Sweet looking kid.

  • Laura Miller

    Shauna looks like a barbie doll.

  • Tristan Unsworth

    Wow, that little girl looks and acts like a f[u]cking c[u]nt. You can tell she takes after her mother. Sad. Another slutty party girl bitch Bristol Palin in the making. :-(

    But I wish them both well.


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