Paris Hilton is drunk

Paris Hilton is drunk, has enormous feet

Paris Hilton hit up Vanity nightclub in Las Vegas on Saturday night to launch her new website and OH MY GOD LOOK AT THOSE FEET! They’re freaking enormous! No wonder she’s so self-conscious about them. They really are the size of a couple of small boats. I bet they’re incredible buoyant. “Hey guys, check me out. Watch me run across this pool.”


January 20, 2010 - 8:00 am