Are Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt getting married?
One can only hope that after Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt finally get married, they go on an extended 6-month honeymoon. My suggestion? Somalia. I hear there's great deals to be had on hotel rooms, ammunition, and IEDs. From the Chicago Sun Times:
love orders issued by the CDC. The government knows that with both of them hitched, they will no longer be able to contaminate the rest of the population. True Fact: Homeland Security conducted a study in early 2009 demonstrating that if Paris and Doug broke up and started dating other people again, the impact on society would be more devastating than both atomic bombs dropped during WWII and the movie Meet Dave combined.
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One can only hope that after Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt finally get married, they go on an extended 6-month honeymoon. My suggestion? Somalia. I hear there's great deals to be had on hotel rooms, ammunition, and IEDs. From the Chicago Sun Times:
A number of folks in Paris Hilton's inner circle are convinced the hotel heiress will walk down the aisle with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt this year. According to a couple of Hilton pals, the reality TV phenom has begun scoping out potential locations for what one of them said "will make Jennifer Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt -- or Liza Minnelli's Plaza Hotel extravaganza that included Liz Taylor and Michael Jackson [for her ill-fated marriage to David Gest] -- look like nothing."It's obvious why these two will end up marrying each other:
*20 Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt pictures total in the gallery:
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