Miranda Kerr in St. Barts yesterday

Miranda Kerr bikini candids! (St. Barts - 1/25)

How exactly does one get a job as Miranda Kerr's wedgie picker? Do I have to fill out and application? Do I need a college degree? Do I have to start at the bottom with say, a Rosie O'Donnell, *shudders*, and work my way to the top? Do I have to be gay? Sometimes, when Coldplay comes on the radio, I don't immediately change the station. Does that count? Someone please enlighten me.

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BigE

Add a new job to my list of hires when I am filthy rich. Ball washer and now wedge picker.

aswan

Idiots. Don"t you notice that even the size zero is too big for Miranda? This is why two ladies are trying to fix her bikini not to look like it is too big. But it is obviously too big and there is nothing sexy in bikini hanging around someones ass. You perverts.

footballisus

it almost looks like a magic trick, likes shes trying to pull a rabbit out of her bikini bottom

Mike

It's a Catch-22, you have to not want the job....

Anonymous

I always thought Miranda looked like a muppet. The first pic just shows where the fingers go to control her.

Anonymous

That wrinkled old prune can grab my cookie anytime.

Peter Gozinya

Not that I care, but does she have a Cesarean scar?

master yoda

I would do that job and I promise not to use my hands!

NeoRules2112

Would kill to smell that chicks fingers .