Michael Lohan at the "Halfway To The Jersey Shore" in Philadelphia (1/22)

If Lindsay Lohan thinking about getting her dad Michael an early Father's Day gift, may I suggest bail money? He was arrested yet again yesterday in New York. From AP:

Police on New York's Long Island say Michael Lohan was arrested Thursday morning and charged with criminal contempt. Police did not provide further details.

Bryan Konoski, an attorney for Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, has told the New York Post that Lohan allegedly phoned Muller at work Jan. 21. That would violate an order of protection.

Lohan had been arrested on a similar charge in December.

In June, a judge said Lohan would avoid prosecution on an aggravated harassment charge if he stayed out of trouble for a year. Lohan denied he threatened to kill his girlfriend and himself if she left him.

Lohan's attorney had said his client is the victim of fabrications.

Whew, that was close -- January was almost over without a Lohan being arrested. The streak was almost broken. Did you know a Lohan family member has been arrested every month for 113 straight months? Seriously, that's such a crazy fact that I couldn't possibly make it up. It's in the Guinness Book of World Records and everything. I'm predicting Ali to go down in February. Something about her just screams "I have a tiny meth lab in my closet that my mom thinks is a project for chemistry class, even though I haven't been to school in two years."