Now we can all drink Mariah

Mariah Carey at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala (1/5)

"Waiter, can you bring me another glass of Mariah Carey?" Somehow I don't see that catching on. From the New York Daily News:

After her tipsy speech at an awards ceremony a week ago, the world knows Mariah Carey likes to drink Champagne. Now she's going to sell it. In a Twitter post Friday, the singer announced she's launching a brand of bubbly called Angel Champagne - a rosé.

She also made a joke about her accepting-while-intoxicated appearance at the Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards gala.

"Didn't realize they put the champagne on the tables, So we WOULDN'T drink it! LoL," she wrote.

After she stumbled through her awards speech, Carey explained away her behavior by saying she had a few too many "splashes."

Why stop with champagne? While she's at it, Mariah should come out with her own line of a few other things she's addicted to -- like cheesecakes and weak men. Or what about "Mariah's Ol' Fashioned Country Bacon." That has a nice ring to it. Regardless, as any recovering alcoholic will tell you, the first step to overcoming your addiction is to admit you have a problem. The second step? Not building your own distillery.

[WENN]

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Mariah is a crafty business woman. She will do well. It is good to see that she has put a few healthy pounds on. She is looking very desirable.

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Probbaly tastes like her bath water........ and looks like it, too. Yuck.

Actually, not enough "yucks" in the world describe this horrible, horrible idea.